Hello, I'm Michael Moore, You may have seen me in movies such as Lord Of The Rings.
Just call me 'The movie Guy'. Yep, the gays have crowned me their movie master. Well, kinda, the lesbian gal gave me that title, but i wear it with pride. They said, again, that it wasn't as big of a crowd as it usually is, there was less guys there this time. It was me and the guy that i guess runs the place. Again, it was a good time.
I ran kinda late, like i said i would, but the guy that was bringing the movie was going to be even later then me. Movie time starts at 6:30, i got there around 6:50 and the guy that was going to bring the movie was going to get there at 8:00. The reason i was late, and is awesome that it worked out like this, is i stopped in at Borders on the other side of Tulsa, to pick up 'The Trip'. So when they told me that they didn't have a movie to watch i offered to return to my car and get 'The Trip'.
And it was good. It was mainly lesbians... well let me run down the makeup of this room... There was me, a big o' homo. There was the other guy, homo; three lesbians; a bi-sexual who was partnered with one of the lesbians; and a Transgender Female (Org. Male). then around 8:00 two other guys showed up, both gay. The guys that just showed up announced that they were going to be having a wedding.
So we all watched 'The Trip', and the bi-sexual was all about the man-on-man love. We laughed quite a bit, especially the part where the mother was in the house and.... well i don't want to give too much away, just take it from me it was funny. And then we all got emotional at the end. It was nice, and fun.
So i guess i'm going back next Friday, the bi-chick asked me if i would and i told her sure i would. So i guess i'll see if i can't find a movie to bring Friday; something happy, so i'm going to have to see if i can't find something like that.
As for the movie, 'The Trip', it was fucking awesome!
I stayed ‘till they closed, 9:00, and just before we all left the bi-chick, like I said, said that I should come back and then gave me my title. Then the other people came around and told me that I looked kinda like Michael Moore, or that I look like I came from Lord of the Rings. So I’m Michael Moore, from Lord of the Rings. But they did say that I had a cute smile, which shows you how much I enjoyed it; I was smiling.
Oh and the guy there said that he went to the same high school Anita Bryant did.
posted by Brian Smith @ 10:25 PM
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Is that bitch dead yet?
He didn't go to school with her, just to the same HS she did. 'cause i think he said he was 41 and Anita Bryant would be about 64.
Why did that bitch have to be born in OK???
They all
Read and Write
Fuck all night
Clean your fingernails
help you dress
play you chess
lay you down some rails
Be your wife
take your life
in a jealous rage
who says we don't need them homosexuals
I tell you
Some are big
some are small
some are in-between
some are yellow belly queers
and some of them are mean
some are killers
some are thiefs
some are singers too
In fact Anita Bryant
Some act just like you
So, fuck Anita Bryant
Who the Hell is she
Telling all them faggots
That they can't be free
Damn that song is catchy!
I knew you would like the Trip. It's a good movie.
My mom was a classmate of Anita Bryant. She said she wasn't so conservative in her younger years, but for whatever reasons when she became successful she was very harmful to our community, of course she pales in comparison to the Dobsons of today.
If I can think of any gay happy movies, I'll pass them along, but one thing you have to realize is that movies have to center around some sort of conflict or drama, and so when it involves gay characters, movie writers tend to get their drama from the same elements over and over (homophobia, losing a lover to aids, etc.), and it's not so much a reflection that movies are portraying gay life as depressing as it is they just have to center around conflict.
There is a movie called Rite of Passage (or Rites of Passage, I forget), which stars Dean Stockwell. I won't say it's a gay happy movie, but the gay aspect in it is positive and is integral to the film. IIt's not a depressing movie either. It's a suspense drama. t's about a father (stockwell) who takes his son to a cabin in the woods in order to build a better relationship. But his son (who is gay) seems to be drawn to another man as a father figure and it seems this man could possibly be a murderer who is targeting his son. So what does he do about that out in a remote cabin, when the man comes for his son?
It's a drama, not a comedy, but I found it to be very well done.
I'd also recommend Taboo, from Japan (subtitled). It's about the Japanese samurai community of long ago, and the mayhem that disrupts when one of the most beautiful boys of that time enters the samurai brotherhood. These traditional old time samurais are torn between being threatened by his samurai skills and the fact that they all lust after him (even though most of them aren't gay). Sounds crazy but is a very well done movie if you like foreign films that gives good coverage on homosexuality in the samurai world.
That one, while being very well done and with great characters, actors, etc. I would not qualify as a happy movie. But it's good.
It is a good movie, my fav line in the whole movie was "5-5-5? That's not a prefix! Son-of-a-bitch!" then he went and ran after the guy.
What we need is happy ending movies, like Latter Days.
I wish that 'A Dirty Shame' was out on DVD, but i really don't remember how bad it was. All i remember is wondering why this movie was NC-17.
What was that thing i read said? it was something like, "I Anita Bryant, like i Anita hole in the head".
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