Why am i such a Bitch?

Truly, fucked up shit runs through my head and i don't know how it gets there. It's a sickness, i know, but i just want to be a huge ass bitch. It's my little voice that keeps me from doing it; it's all like "Hay, why do you want to do that? That will only make you laugh for years to come, while hurting other people. Even though he's an asshole, you shouldn't do things like that." And it usually wins out, but today, damn, the bitch wants to be unleashed.

It wants me to go back, to like 5th grade level antics. When i think about doing what i'm thinking about doing, i get all gitty like a little school girl. God, that is horrible.

Your probably wanting to know what the fuck i'm talking about, right? Ok, here it goes. For some odd reason, i decided to check out how many straight people from around here use online personals. Well i seen one of the guys i carpool with on there, and i was thinking of signing up an account using some fake ass chick name (Susan sounds nice), and finding some 'hottie' (Ewi) and using that as a pic, and 'winking' at him. Just to be a bitch. So i can hear how this 'fine ass chick' winked at him; so i can have a good laugh because he'd actually think someone would wink at him. But he does go around claiming that he's a 'pimp' or whatever. Pimp my ass, Steve Urkel is more Pimp-tastic then him.

If i accidentally (lol) do it, it would be his own fault. Homosexuals are more likely to molest children... pfff! This one is more likely to build up your dreams and take pleasure in watching them crumble because you made a ignorant ass remark like that!

~ Susan, Wonder Bitch!