My CrAzY Aunt....

My aunt (think its my aunt, my grandmother’s sister’s daughter) from Texas is badass (she came over a couple days ago), you tell her a name of a relative and she will start telling you fucked up shit about them (like my two uncles and my aunt were heavy pot smokers when they were young). She even tells fucked up shit that she does too (like she taught some of her daughters friends how to do jello-shots [they were still in High School], they tired to use spoons.. lol). And she cusses like a sailor. It's like, Fuck this, fuck That, That stupid bitch did this, those motherfuckers did this.... I always enjoy when she comes over. Plus she is crazy; she had to come back to Oklahoma because she took her sister-in-law's children without telling her, because she was getting protective services called on her. LOL.. Her mother-in-law called her and told her to bring them back or she was going to call the police; and my aunt told me that she told her mother-in-law, "Hay Bitch! You don't even know my address; you had to get my phone number from you daughter. So call them, they'll never find me with your directions.” I don't know what happen, I think her mother-in-law called her husband, and that’s why she was bringing them back.

Too bad she isn't kidnapping other relatives children, so she could come over more; she only comes to Oklahoma like once or twice a year.

My moms side [of the family] is defiantly the coolest.