New Drinking Game - Tonight!

Tonight I’m going to create a new drinking game, it’s called “lets see if Brian can bruise anything else, this time while drunk”.

Eh, I wish I didn’t wake up so early, now I’m sitting around hurting. My leg is hurting like a bitch, and my arm feel like I was in a 4-wheeler wreck when I move it. Now, my back is killing me too; I probably should have gone to the doctor, he would at least gave me some pain medication.

I wonder why I don’t have any purple spots? I crashed on a 4-wheeler and no physical signs of bruising, but I fall out of a window my whole leg is black and blue. The 4-wheeler wreck was way worse then me falling out of a window. (I fell out of a window day before Halloween last year; I tired to sneak out of the house to knock on my sisters window to scare the shit out of her [after pumping her up with horror movies the whole night], I didn’t quite make it to her window, instead I had to ring the door bell so she would unlock the door for me).