The Other Side Of Me

This Blog is a documentation, a day-to-day account of my coming out process. This is here so people can read, and see where i've made mistakes and where i've made progress, so that during their coming out they can attempt to avoid or emulate those things. It is also here, to show the struggle me and many others have faced, when coming to terms with our sexuality.

12/05/2004

Spencer asked:

“why were you all pissed?” in response to my previous post, and here is the answer:

Money, and my parents being assholes…


Ok, I’ll give!
My little sister was pissed about money and we were both pissed about them being assholes. We had just found out that the only person who is going to be getting shit when they die is my older sister. That sent my little sister into overdrive (she was already pissed to begin with); it didn’t shock me, we all know my oldest sister is the favorite. But what pissed me off is when they started to gripe at me, when I didn’t say a damn thing about it. My little sister started to bitch them out, and they in turn started to bitch me out. I was like WTF! I was just sitting here watching my sister bitch you out, then your going to bitch me out. So I was getting pissed, so I decided to piss them right back off. By taking my little sister’s side; and us sharing a inside joke; “Hershey Kisses”. I don’t know if I should share the joke, but fuck it, I will.

According to my little sister, one night at my older sister’s house, she seen something my older sister’s bed. She asked, “What the fuck is that!”. My older sister said it was chocolate. My little sister told her to sniff it; My older sister refused; saying again it was chocolate, Hershey kisses to be exact. My little sister didn’t buy it and told her that it was Shit, and if it wasn’t she would sniff it. She still refused to smell it. Later we found out that her boyfriend boasted that he “stuck it up her ass… twice.” That same night, I just found this out after my little sister and older sister were fighting, so I told her to get back at her she should take a shit in tin foil and fold it up with toilet paper coming out the top and put it on her bed. Now every time someone mentions shit or chocolate we say “Hershey Kisses”.

So when my sister and parents were fighting, my sister said that her boyfriend wanted his stuff back, which included parts to her dryer. And I told her that they needed it to get out the Hershey kisses (knowing they would ask what that was about), and we both started to laugh while our parents looked at us in confusion. My little sister still being pissed off at my older sister, let them in on the joke when they asked. I about pissed my pants laughing when she exclaimed “He’s Been up there TWICE!... TWICE! MOM!”

But there you have it, they bitched me out for no reason besides me being in the room which pissed me off, and they’re giving my older sister all their shit which pissed off my little sister. I can understand why she is pissed off, because my older sister won’t give either of us anything, but I couldn’t care less even though it’s a shit load of money.

[Edit]
Oh, when my sister was griping after my parents started to gripe at me (which is the point i started to help out my sister's bitch fest) my sister told them that she was going to get a job and drop out of school. They told her that she coudn't get a job, and i butted in saying "She can too. Brandy [our oldest sister] has a job, Heather [my little sister] can get one too. She can work at Heresy’s; she can atleast tell the difference between Shit and Chocolate."

6 Comments:

Blogger Musicguy said...

That's kind of shitty (no pun intended)!! Your parents are going to get old some day and may need special care. Just make sure your older sister is footing the bill!

12/05/2004 6:01 PM  
Blogger Brian Smith said...

It is shitty, but not unexpected. Brandy always gets her way. And her paying for them in the future is laughable. This is the person that chosed her boyfriend over her sister. I swear she needs slapped. If i had a boyfriend that tried to hit on my sister, he'd be out faster then me in a titty bar. :-)

12/05/2004 6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh god, that totally cracked me up, that you'd bring up in an argument that "he's been up there twice" was too much. milk was shooting out of my nose. and i haven't drank milk in weeks.

--thomas, www.kungfukittens.com

12/05/2004 6:42 PM  
Blogger Daisy said...

Thanks Brian for feeling in the blanks!

Sounds shitty to me!

((Hugs Brian))

Spencer

12/05/2004 8:15 PM  
Blogger Daisy said...

Thanks Brian for feeling in the blanks!

Sounds shitty 2 me!

((Hugs Brian))

Spencer

12/05/2004 8:17 PM  
Blogger Brian Smith said...

@Thomas
lol. I was about to piss my pants when my sister told them; truly I didn’t think she would say it; and neither did my parents because my dad responded, “I don’t need to hear this.” But it was her [my older sister] own damn fault it was brought up, she shouldn’t have locked us out of the house when we had shit in there, and tell us that we are not getting it back.

@Ethan
My little sister and me were saying something similar; instead of Judge Judy, we had Jerry Springer in mind. But now thinking about it, we might also need the assistance of Martha Stewart, she might can tell my older sister the best way to get shit stains out of her sheets.

@Spencer
Your Welcome!
It is very shitty; I want my shit back, preferably without actual shit on it. But at least I got to spend the night in Catoosa because of them pissing me off, which rocked.

12/06/2004 5:05 AM  

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