I’m gay, Stupid!

Last night was the first night they advertised the movie night in their Newsletter, and it got quite a few more people there. They also had started on the new Cyber center. So far only 2 PCs were up, but they have more, just need to hook them up, after getting the desks all in place.

We watched 'a touch of pink'. i didn't get to see much of it, i was helping the Bi-chick with the digital camera, but what i did see i liked. I also picked up two new movies: 'Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss' & 'Torch Song Trilogy'. Both Really Good.

After the movie, we hung around talking, and something odd happened. I was talking to this one guy and we were talking about movies, and i told him about my Sci-fi class and how we suppose to read a movie for a project, and we were talking about how the X-men movie was about homosexuals. Really! Think about it, they gain there powers during puberty. They have a genetic Difference, which makes them hated by 'Mutant-phobes'. And come-on Cyclops is Clearly a Penis and Storm & Rouge are Lesbians.

Cyclops: One eye - One eyed weasel? Blasts people in the face with his 'beam'... seriously!

Storm: Makes Tornadoes - Tornadoes suck - Vacuum Cleaners Suck - Vacuums clean Carpet...!

Rouge: Can't touch a man!!!

AND BEAST (if he was actually in the movies): CAN YOU SAY BEAR!?!

And look at Colossus, he's a muscle queen!

and Xavier... most of all him... he has... GAY-DAR!!!

AND MAGNITO!!! PLAYED BY A GAY ACTOR!

The whole bunch of them are queers.

Anyways, after we talked a bit about x-men, he had to use the bathroom, so i went up to Kevin, and he said:

"Hay, we're not suppose to say anything like this, but we're all excited that y'all might get together" or something to that effect.

What is weird is that i totally forgot. Yea, i totally forgot that i was in Queer Central. It hit me like a ton of bricks, they were gay... not that i didn't know, it just that i wasn't thinking in that mindset at the time. It was funny. Here i was, just finished up watching a Gay love story, and talking about drag queen movies, but still not in the 'Everyone around me is fabulous' mindset. I guess I’m going to have to make them wear shirts that say “I’m gay, Stupid!” or something.