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I just checked my Statcounter thingy... and there was something that made me laugh then made me wonder. Someone Searched For: Gay Ass Fucking Machines.com

Now is that, Gay, Ass-fucking machines or Gay ass, fucking machines? That is two totally different machines! I personally like my ass-fucking machines to be both tailored to gay men and be gay themselves. So i would be like Gay, gay ass-fucking machine.

But that is interesting, because in the bar, for some reason me and 2 of the lesbians (well the bi-chick and a Lesbian) were talking... and the lesbian (who is very funny; funny as in comedicly, not bigotly) was talking about Tulsa needs to start a Masturbation Education course. So the bi-chick said that they could start one... then it was talked about... at the end we had: Ky, hand sanitizer, gloves, a rule that you had to bring your own toys (how am I going to pack my gay, gay-ass-fucking machine! It’s huge!), yoga mats, another rule that you have to stay on your mat, and towels. Then they called it an orgy... i had to correct them, it was a class! Orgy sounded too dirty... class sounded educational. Not that i would want to learn that; Me in a room full of masturbating lesbians... god what would a straight guy give for that!?!