HOLY QUEER JESUS, BATMAN!

Really... that was different.

My God What Have Gay PEOPLE BECOME! There was Tacky Jewelry uh-plenty! In all that is good and holy, pawn that shit; and walk away! WALK AWAY! WALK AWAY From the Evils Of Shitty-Ass Jewelry. I mean damn, those rings... UGLY! They were freakin' HUGE, and you know it wasn't real... shit unless they are rappers. Please don't make that huge of a mistake, other gay people... fallow my lead and just say no... No to gawd-awful Rings and Bracelets. AMEN!

BUt it was different... that is all that i can really say... Different. Oh, and for a moment, i thought the guy was speaking in tongues... I was like JESUS CHRIST! I WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT THAT SHIT! I think it was Latin though.

Anyways, it was... uhhh different. Think of it like this... A Black Church on TV... If they were all given morphine... A lil' less jumping and hollering, but they had a lil spark in them... but the Bi-Chick told me that it was quite this time...

But there was this one guy... he was cute, and it looked like he was single... now only if i can temp him to the dark side... or just to the gray side. Because religion really doesn't bother me, if it's done in moderation... The Preacher or whatever, was cute too, but he's too far gone for me to corrupt...

So i guess i'm going back next week, so i can hear the Bi-chick sing, since i guess she got her dates mixed up; but this time i get to go to the Night Service... like whatever that old rapper name is said: "the Freaks Come out At Night".

But overall, there were a few scary moments (or i should say songs), but the people were really nice, and it was nice that i actually knew a few (3) of them from the GLBT Center.

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UPDATE: I Think he wasn't speaking Latin... i thought it sounded a lil funny to me... he was speaking in tongues... i just read this lil thing they gave me... and there is it in Blue and Black (the paper is blue).

BTW: They are Pentecostal? WTF is That? I've Heard of it, but i really don't know a thing about them..