What is this Advocating?
SPANKING DAT' ASS
This is from one of many local churches in Bristow, this one happens to be from the church i was dragged to when i was younger.
Anyway, i'm here at the center, and i decided not to upload a new podcast, because it was mean - real mean. Just to tell you what i did, i talked about the people that stole my PS2, then gave out their names, phone numbers and addresses in hopes that someone would stumble on to them and harass them for me. But i'm just going to harass them myself. In the cast i said something i thought was cute and i'm going to share it...
Those motherfuckers are going to learn that i might play games, but i don't "play games".
Kyle Turnbull and Derek Wages... oops.
Fuck 'Em.
posted by Brian Smith @ 4:09 PM
6 Comments:
Hey, hope you are doing well. I have not written in awhile, and am glad to see you blogging away.
I can feel my hands and feet again, good thing cause it cost over $60K. Only thing is my hands shake like ive got the palsy, but oh well...
I agree with an earlier entry you made concerning sex and music, the music has always been waaay more important to me as well.
I have been known to converse with a third party about such mundane things as the weather while, um... engaged, but granted, the other guy was climbing in the dorm room through the window during the engagement.
I had a freaky dream this morning which did not come to any conclusion because I woke up, but in it I was driving my car and had to come to a stop because Fred Phelps and his cult were amassed in the middle of the road, with their signs.
About the church sign... I knew Oklahoma still advocated child beating, my principle in elementary school whacked kids, and i saw my english teacher throttle a kid named Rodney Cope one day on a field trip, and she proceeded to choke the shit out of him. Oh yeah, also my kindergarden music teacher shot her husband with a shotgun.
do they really think "the father" is crying over some little shit acting a fool? that totally cracks me up and i'm not even a christian. i guess they figure that if a brat has bad manners and needs a spanking, if he doesn't get it he will grow into a cop killer or a rapist or something, huh?
Holy Shit! $60k. Well, i hope you feel better. Maybe if bush and his band of bitches get off their 'moral' high horse and support stem cell research someone can make something to help or even cure stuff like that.
Talking about the music... i should be the DJ for S&M joints. That job would kick ass.
Dream: Should have run them over.
I had a teacher break a paddle over a kid's ass once... and it wasn't a whimpy paddle either... it was fucking thick as hell. He actually had 2 of them; he even had names for them, i only remember one of them's name; Bertha. Another kid was paddled by the same teacher because after calling one kid "jar-head" [Jerrod] the kid called him "Campbell Soup... It's Mmmmmm ummmm Good." [Mr. Campbell].
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Don't more killers and rapists come from a family with domestic violence? I know that they say that people who grow up in a family with domestic violence issues have domestic violence issues themselves. So how about "Better you stop beating the shit out of your wife, then jr. growing up just like you."
I always see these signs that make my head ache, but this is the first time i had my camera. There is a church that usually has better lil things, but it's a little ways off the path i take though town; i'm going to have to check that out one day.
Just to let you know, Kyle borrowed it and Derek pawned your PS2. So, it is Kyle's fault, sorta, but Derek's the one who took it from Kyle.
Then it is done...
My lie, it has taken shape, and will rule over all other lies. Some might even say, it is the god of lies.
Blackmail is about to be made into a reality, in which there is no turning back; as fortole in the great book "Blackmail for dummys".
It's the Thriteenth hour, the 7 stars have aligned, and the stage has been set for the ultiamite showdown.
I will tell him, that he [derek] needs to get my PS2 back... and when he says that kyle has it... I'll say "well, it's your name on the pawn receipt."
[Lighning Cackels]
Muhahahahahaha
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That is one think i though might have happened. See i sit and think how i could get screwed telling a lie, then try to find away around it. This way is easier, because it has somewhat truth buried in it. The only way i was thinking was 'brute force' telling them that either i get my PS2 or law inforcement gets involved... and i know both law inforcement and Perole Officers. But this makes it a lot nicer... maybe i can talk to his mother... I think that would be super nasty and horrible thing to do... i like it... Because i like elipsis... and Overblown Speech from the horror gerna of video games and movies... ovisouly...
I need to run to radio shack, so i can podcast that!
Well Brian, all I know is that Kyle does feel bad, he's not even friends with Derek anymore. And I know that if Kyle had the money, he would repay you but there's no way he can come up with the money now... Maybe later... But he is sorry and i'm sorry too...
Your cousin (kinda)
Mandi
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