Pat Robertson Is Satan....

Pat Robertson is a truly horrible person, so he has made my shit list. He's the bastard on the 700 Club. I was flipping thought the channels today and for some reason I stopped on the 700 Club, I guess I was curious. He tried his damndest to ruin my day, but guess what bitch? You failed! I still, overall, feel good; but watching the 700 club did bring me down, just a little. On the 700 Club, I’m guessing they do this everyday; they have a segment called bring it on. As far as I understood it, people write this bastard with there problems, and he ruins their lives. What brung me down is when he answered a letter from a kid; that kid told him that his friend told him that he might be gay. And his response was that he wasn't gay, just confused, and all he needed to do is find Jesus and he would be 'better'.

Just a few minutes ago, I went to the 700 club's website, to see what other shit they are saying. Here is something I found disturbing....

Letter To Pat Robertson

About five years ago, I came out to the rest of the world as a lesbian. I am in a committed relationship with another woman. I don't understand why you say that homosexuality is wrong. Isn't my happiness the most important thing? Isn't that what God wants? I think that is what matters, not telling people what is right and wrong.

Response

I didn't write the Bible. I really didn't. The Bible was written under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit by wonderful men like the Apostle Paul, like Moses, people like that, very highly respected people, and right down the line, they said that homosexuality is an abomination to God. The Apostle Paul said that nobody who is a homosexual is going to get into heaven. That doesn't mean you have a tendency. It didn't say nobody with homosexual tendencies is going to miss getting into heaven.

People who are practicing homosexuals or lesbians, this is an unnatural relationship. There is no way in a "committed lesbian relationship" that you are going to conceive a baby. If two lesbians conceive a baby without the help of something else, I will admit on this program that I am wrong. But they haven't done it so far; nor have two homosexuals. It is unnatural.

Now, you say 'Doesn't God want me to be happy?' Well, this may be happiness for you now, but what is going to happen is when you die, you are going to hell (see 1 Corinthians 6:9-10). I don't want to overstate it, but that is what the Bible says: You shall not enter the kingdom of heaven, you shall not go to spend an eternity with God, and you will spend an eternity away from Him. God loves you, but He says that you cannot do something He says is an abomination and is wrong. It is just that simple. He made sex to be enjoyed, but he made it in the confines of marriage between heterosexual people, partially for the propagation of the race and the nurture and the admonition of the young. That's what it is there for.

God is not there to make us happy. Sure it is a misconception. God is there to show us what is right. What He says to do will make us happy. If we follow His principles about finance, about sex, about marriage, about love, about commitment, about all the other good things that He says, if we keep His commandments, we will be happy. It will bring us happiness. But happiness is never going to come if we do something that is sinful because He will not give you the witness of the Holy Spirit in your heart that you are doing something right. You won't have it. You won't know the overwhelming joy. The Apostle Peter talked about 'joy unspeakable and full of glory' (1 Peter 1:8). That comes about through fulfilling the plan of God and having the power of the Holy Spirit moving in your life and knowing when you die that you are going to heaven.

Let Me get this Straight...

There is no way in a "committed lesbian relationship" that you are going to conceive a baby. If two lesbians conceive a baby without the help of something else, I will admit on this program that I am wrong. But they haven't done it so far; nor have two homosexuals. It is unnatural.

WTF is with the committed lesbian relationship in quotes? Does he think that homosexuals can't be in a committed relationship? Well for your infomation, Pat, thats exactly what i want; and that is exactly how I’m going to be. Just call me Mr. Commitment, i feel like if i can find someone that I feel anything for I own him at least that. And the whole unnatural thing... I wasn't created in a lab, my sexuality has been a part of me since i was born and if it isn't right, then your god had made a mistake.

Now, you say 'Doesn't God want me to be happy?' Well, this may be happiness for you now, but what is going to happen is when you die, you are going to hell.

Tastefull... I think that Pat, the rotten bastard, is going to hell; and hopefully soon.

Sorry For The Shitty Photoshop 'Skills'.

I never believed the devil was real, but god couldn't make someone filthy as you.
~ Marilyn Manson