“we'll shock everyone with the crap we talk about.”

I said that in a comment responding to koge, well let me tell you what we were talking about today. Me, my sister, and her boyfriend were talking about tea-bagging. Yea, my little sister, her boyfriend, and me was talking about tea-bagging. But we got there from boners poking people in the backs. We were watching jack & bobby and they had a teacher that supposedly was tutoring at full salute. We had a good laugh, and somehow tea-bagging was brought up. OH yea, I remember now, my sister’s boyfriend was being asked questions by my little sister, and he couldn’t keep a straight face; and he tested her, to see if she could keep a straight face, “Do you let people tea-bag you at school?”. I couldn’t even keep a straight face, and neither could she. Then she got angry for some reason, and to cheer her up, her boyfriend said something about tea-bags. Which made her smile, and she said that she is going to rip off his tea-bag, and then proceeded to grab at his crotch. It’s kinda weird when I think about it, my little sister grabbing her boyfriends crotch while saying she is going to rip off his balls, and him screaming while she is doing it.

Then we just sat around thinking up how we could piss off my other sister’s boyfriend. We threw around the idea of dressing up as clowns and sneaking in there room while they are asleep, then waking them up with a strobe light, fog, and the exorcist theme. He’s afraid of clowns, so that would be funny. Then we talked about what scares us.

My little sister is afraid of balloons. I did not know that, so I might have to pick up some balloons one day. We, me and her boyfriend, were asking about that fear. I asked if it was just inflated balloons or just any balloon; it was only inflated ones. Then I asked her if she would be afraid of an inflated condom; and she said that she could be, she didn’t know. Her boyfriend asked her what she would do if she woke up in her room with balloons wall to wall, floor to floor; she said that she would kill whoever done it, then she said that if she wakes up and that happened, she would kill me and her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend and me shared some fears, we were both afraid of bathrooms when we were younger; The movie IT fucked bathrooms up for me for years. We are both scared of snakes too. But I had one that he didn’t, and that is my little fear of hallow tubes. I keep thinking that they might look like tubes but they are just cones on there sides and I’m going to go so far and get stuck. Lol, it’s stupid I know.
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Karate Explosion
Sorry I had to add that. That NetZero Commercial makes me laugh every time.
KARATE EXPLOSION!