How sad is this?

I’m sitting around Dling a beta version of Trillian; it’s 10mb and I’m on dial up, so to pass the time I’m listening to the theme from ‘the wonder years’ and then blogging about it.

What would you think if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my love is away
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day,
(Are you sad because you're on your own?)

No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I need somebody to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light
I can't tell you but I know it's mine,

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I just need someone to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my friends.

~ Joe Cocker

That song is so gay, just look at the guy that sung it… Cocker!?! Seriously, that is gay. I wish my last name was Cocker. Brian Cocker. And when ever some one says my name, I’d reply, “Damn straight!”, and I’ll introduce myself as Cocker, Brian Cocker. And I’ll have my last name embroidered on my clothing, and call it Cocker wear. And I’ll write my last name with Cock bolded: Brian Cocker.

p.s.
I don’t think those lyrics are right, I might need to check up on that, since I just gapped them off a web site without checking.