Porn makes you smarter. No, really, it does!
Is the heading of a magazine I just bought; unzipped. Wow! That guy on the cover Is hot...
Ehem, where was I? Oh yea, it's filled with hot naked men, you should of already known that, and I bought it in front of the guys I carpool with. They asked, "what did you just buy?" (not in a demeaning way, a 'WTF was that?' way) Not being able to tell them, "It’s gay porn", I just said it was a gift. Lol... a gift from me to me, bitches. Anyways the guy in the cover, in one shot, kinda looks like a guy I went to grade and high school with. Oh, the guy on the cover is Dick Wolf.
But what is odd is now I have the urge to show my little sister… before you say anything, just know that she is way more perverted then anyone else I know, and she would do the same to me; plus it isn't like she doesn't already have vibraters and shit. She is always showing me shit like that, now that she knows I'm gay. She is always, "look Brian, look what my boyfriend bought me". Oh god I just realized our family is fucked up. Well it's too late now, I should enjoy my decent into hell while I can. Lol. but I should show her, at least one that doesn't show much. WAIT... NM I should show her the whole mag, she, after all, was at a bachelorette party were she played pin the dick on the stripper...
P.S.
My little sister is 16, but has a mouth like a sailor; and she smokes and drinks, so a little male nudity wouldn't hurt anything, plus it makes you smarter. I just hope that I am not rapped with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
P.P.S.
Dick Wolf is a Freak.
posted by Brian Smith @ 11:51 PM
2 Comments:
I really don’t do porn either; but buying the Advocate has lost it’s nervous effect when checking out… so I upped the ante.
He is a freak, because they have quotes from him, quotes like:
"Sometimes, if I’m bored and alone at home, I’ll get in the bathtub and piss all over myself."
“I live in an apartment with these incredible hardwood floors, so I can pee all over the place and mop it up and it’s not a big deal.”
“Piss play is a mischief thing. Mischief is erotic, and that’s the element that turns me on.”
Come on now, stop talking about pissing everywhere… I mean damn, he likes to piss on everything I guess.
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Eh, I hate that they are deprecating <b>, and now using <strong>. That’s is just more typing.
Yea, i got the articles; i actually had them downloaded last night. Haven't got around to reading them yet, since i've been in school all day.
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Ok now the urine...
What really upsets me is that he looks just like a guy i went to school with; next time i see him now, i'm going to think "Urine". Eh, what is worse is that i have been over to his house before, and there were hard wood floors.
But anyways, if you like pissing on yourself, fine; what ever gets you off, but damn, i didn't need the image of a guy I’ve known since kindergarten pissing all over the floors i've walked across.
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Yep, dial-up; shitty dial-up to boot. But at OSU-Tulsa we either have a T something or OC, because damn that connection over there is quick. It sucks having to come home after using that for a while.
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