200 dumbass posts later...
Yep... it’s my 200th post. I can feel the excitement... The wait is over, and now you may return to the back of the seat instead of the edge of it. So what can I do for this glorious day? Noting really; at least nothing that hasn’t been said or done before. So I’ll just leave it up to you. Is there anything you want to know about me? Is there anything you want to see on this blog? Are there aliens at your window?
Made you look.
Just request something and I’ll see what I can do*.
*=Some restrictions may apply. Not valid in Hawaii and Alaska. Offer expires when I do. S&H is non-refundable.
posted by Brian Smith @ 9:43 PM
4 Comments:
To quote the great marilyn manson... "Do you really want to go to a heaven filled with Assholes?" I think assholes are reason i'm going to hell... that and penises. :-p
Never used SOLARIS, i don't even know where my SUSE partition went too. and i don't know why javascript sucks... i never really use javascript much, as you can see, my javascript use on this site is limited as best, but i remeber Java sucking major ass... I might need to teach myself more javascript, i have a little book over it so it probably woudn't be that hard.
Maybe it wasn't java then, maybe it was the java IDE, Forte. I think i remember that it was Forte that sucked ass, and NetBeans was decent. I really never used NetBeans so i can't tell you either way, but i know that i used Forte and my Java Class was hell.
I never used SuSe when i had it installed, just played around a bit with it. I would like to learn it, but i have a winmodem, and switching back and forth between SuSe and Windows sucks.
I love VB, hate VB classes. I took a VB class at OSU-Okmulgee, and it was boring, but i only took it one day; I CLEP out of that damn class, an i was glad that i did, there was an guy that claimed that Windows was written in VB. WOW! That had the whole class snickering. Amazing isn't it, a Windows Application created windows; Exactly how did they run the app to create the program that the app was using to run? Call unsolved mysteries!
Oh god was Forte slow!
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My Calc II Teacher had something he always said when he asked someone a question and they were taking too long that always made me laugh; "Hay! This isn't a term project." I loved that.
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I never used ADA, in fact i just heard about it no to long ago for the first time. I was talking about the miscounting voting software in Ohio, and someone brought up that it was probably created in ADA, when i jokingly offered my own non-miscounting, voting C code.
if(bush){
iBush ++;
}
else{
iKerry ++;
}
Don’t all fags talk about programming languages? I don’t know, no one gave me ‘the agenda’ handbook. I bet it got lost in the mail, now how am I suppose to know which kids to corrupt? We can’t have the untalented kids infiltrating the system; they will surly blow our chance to take over the government and the media!
As for getting a life, I probably need one more then you. Here is how my typical day goes: Wake up, Go to my sister’s house, make up dirty lyrics with my little sister*, watch Judge Judy, check email every few minutes when I have a computer available, Blog about crap, then sit around reading either a book or news. I need a huge gay club nearby, and lots and lots of hot gay guys that have serious mental defects so they’re more incline to date me. Oh yea, one more thing a typical day I have to come up with some sort of shit making fun of myself; because if you can laugh at yourself then it’s a little awkward belittling everyone else.
* she made a song or something called pussy go get’er
“if you want to get with me, your going to have to eat my puuuussssey” was the first line I can’t remember the next but I remember this little part too, “If you want me to suck your balls… take off your overalls.” And something about “this shit isn’t free everyday.” Nevertheless, hearing her sing it, I’m convinced and so is my older sister, that she is tone def.
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