Merry Christmas, thank god I’m gay!

Drama Drama Drama…

Thanksgiving was pretty clam; I guess they had to save their energy for Christmas. My little sister was pissed. Our grandmother came into her room, where we were watching a movie, and told my sister that our older sister might come over; so Heather, my little sister, said that she was going to leave then, because she doesn’t like brandy, our older sister. Then my grandmother started bitching at Heather, and told her that she should just try to get along. Then my sister told her that Brandy, picked her boyfriend that tried to hit on her, over her. And my grandmother, told heather that if she didn’t like her boyfriend, would she leave him. Then my sister said that if he tired to hit on her [our grandmother] then yep.

Then my grandmother left the room after a bit of arguing. Then my little sister heard her talking about her, Ohhhhh Heather was pissed. My little sister came in and said some shit, then my grandmother came back in her room, told one of my cousins something; as she was leaving to go back into the dining room, my little sister announced that she wanted the door locked to her room, and loudly said, “I don’t want that BITCH coming back, or I’m going to end up choking her out.”

Me and my little sister’s boyfriend was just sitting there, wondering what the fuck is wrong with my family. He told me that he’s not use to all this drama. Well after some drama I didn’t see or hear, but heard shit about, my little sister and her boyfriend when to see his family, and I wish I could have joined them, because they left me in this house with all these crazy people.

There was something else that happened, my younger cousins were wild. They are young and they were jumping up and down, and running around everywhere, you know regular kid stuff, but I haven’t been around that shit in a long time. It made me realize how lucky I was to be gay, because I don’t have to deal with those little motherfuckers; if I really want a kid, I just have to adopt a kid that is a little older.

Merry Christmas