OMG... is he gay!?!
Ok I’m stretching it a bit, but hear me out. I think that the Columbian God is gay. Using advanced stereotypical analysis, developed in my own in house lab, I’ve concluded that he is in fact a homosexual. Further test need to be done to confirm my initial results, but its looking good.
Today we had our ethic class oral reports [the big one is tomorrow in biz comm.] my beautiful Columbian prince did his over… get this… Street harassment of women!!! I’m not even gay enough to tackle that one. But what creeped me out is at the end of the report when it suppose to be from the point of view of the women his PowerPoint said we. Like “we should be able to walk down the street and not be harassed” and “we should be able to dress sexy and men not make comments”.
Has my penis betrayed me? If so he is the butchest woman I’ve ever seen; and your boy [that me] has gone straight… or at least bi… unless I’ve been fooled all this time.
Another parameter in my calculations was his usage of the word, “lesbian”. His whole report was mumbled and broken English; until he came to the word lesbian… he said it crystal clear. Now either he’s straight and, like all straight guys, loves lesbians; or, what I like to call a hopeful-fact, he’s a gay activist that uses the word lesbian a lot.
Either way, he’s the best part of waking up, he’s Folgers in my cup. :-p
posted by Brian Smith @ 9:37 PM
3 Comments:
If he is, it would be a victory for my gay-dar.
Hummmm... told you! listen carefully: BRIAN = G-A-Y. it's the Bryan's that are straight. :-p
So how 'hardcore' was the porn... i had a guy in my tech class that sent a bus driver gay porn before; but it was G rated. So there is a limit, i think, that a straight guy would go for a joke with gay content. I think that limit is penetration. Depending on how graphic the image was, should be the indicator of how gay he is [we know everyone is a little gay! They're just afraid to admit it. :-)].
No, no blooger problems lately.. but watch, it won't let me post this comment now.
Brian,
Clearly this stud's presentation has you completely confused. Now, from with the cell phone clues, he may well be gay. That's a lot more convincing than all of the militant feminish powerpointing.
Um, here's my thought on the source of confusion Brian. The Object of Your Desires clearly isn't the researcher and author of that presentation. I would stake money on it. No man, straight or gay, unless he has been through extensive sensitivity training, chooses Women's RIghts and Street Harrassment for a college project presentation. Add in the fact that English is His Second Language, there is no way in hell he could have done that work -- and on that topic.
Obviously your boy has a female friend who did that presentation for some other purpose and it conveniently fell onto his hard drive. She's obviously a lesbian and she coached the boy through making the presentation well in advance considering the clarity of his ability to enunciate a flawless LESBIAN throughout his remarks!
Now, I am not sure where gorgeous, cheat sexy accent and possibly gay would figure into your calcculations on whether he is a worthy pursuit for you. I'll leave that to you but I just know he 's not the author of that presentation!
Tis the season to be jolly! Maybe at least take him for a roadtest Brian! Hehehe.
Danny in Dairyland
I thought he might have had a little ‘help’ too, he even seemed to be surprised by some of the stuff on his presentation. But he or whoever had to choose the topic, because we were given a list of stuff to pick [at the end of every chapter there were a couple things to pick]. So out of all the things he or whoever had to pick that one. I actually was going to do that too, but I have no knowledge of the subject; and I’d probably be all jealous and shit doing the report. It’s not fair, I’d kill for someone to make inappropriate comments to me on the street. Someone telling me how they like to have their way with me or whistling, would put a little pep in my step.
But yea, I smell lesbian behind this, but damn that breaks down my whole hypothesis. However! He’d had to find the lesbian, and since he isn’t from the US, he can’t use the ol’ High School friend. I say a mix gay bar! but there is always the chance he met her in college… But! She is a lesbian, so maybe his gayness, drawled them together. Eh, I wish I knew a lesbian that could ask his lesbian if he was gay. We need a network.
Eh, who cares, I doubt I’ll see him again, but he was nice to look at!
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