My sister makes me SICK!

Oh, god please help this homosexual!

My sister is a little bitch! My younger sister, heather, is unknowingly rubbing my face into her good fortune!

I know it's sad that i'm jealous of my 16 year old sister, but it's fucked up what she does in my presence. First it started out with her telling her boyfriend, 'i love you' on the phone. But that wasn't evil enough for her, she had to up it; now she says it to him in person, WHILE I'M THERE! BITCH!

And Wednesday! She had him over and was cuddling. MOTHERFUCKERS!

Then the kissing! FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING ASSHAT BITCHES!

AND THE FUCKING SEX! *drops to floor in a rage induced convulsions*

Just kidding, i'm not mad at her, just envious and a little board; it was either this or write about watching [read: 'playing, while my back was to the tv'], '2001: A Space Odyseey'. And the sex shit isn't confirmed, by me anyways, but my sister likes to joke about it; and it wouldn't surprise me. But the real reason for this post it that i'm going to actually put myself 'out on the market'; I'm going to fill out those damn personals things on the internet, see if i can't get hit on, or something.

And if you have any BS, because that is usually all they are, to put on my About Me shit; go right ahead and tell me, ‘cause I hate those things.