Sexy techer for sex man!
Ok, i just started to search the Yahoo personals for females seeking females... i'm laughing... i'm laughing that i'm actually searching the yahoo personals for lesbians... and also some of these titles are fucking funny:
1st time 'kitty' lover...help me out???
Betty Crocker w/ a little spice
and my favorite:
sexy techer for sexy man
OMG! did her dumb ass ever mess up twice! Techer? Really? You got to be kidding me. Well it explains why she is seeking a man from all the lesbians.
a couple of these ladies looked pissed off... like they know that i'm looking, and switched their pictures to the ones that look like they want to beat the shit out of you.
Ok ok... i'm calling off the search... i've collected enough information to conclude that she is at least gay friendly. Kick ass.
Anyways...
Today [err.. yesterday] i had two classes, File Structures and that Sci-fi class. File Structures at the beginning looked like one of those Distant learning things, and it was, but this time the instructor is at our campus, WOOT!... ok now the cool class [not only because their is a possible lesbian teaching it either].
Hollywood Genre Film: Science Fiction
OMG! hotties alert! There is about 2-3 guys that meet the minimal requirements to be extra cute. There was one in particular that sat across from me; He was bald [on purpose]! OMG! When guys can pull off bald, they get 1/2 a point extra on the sexy meter. It might not sound like much, but those 1/2 points can add up. He had a few... like his [i really don't know WTF to call it... the part between your bottom lip and your chin] was pierced... +1/2 point. He was bald, and pulled it off nicely. +1/2 point... i would go on, but the rest are more then 1/2 of points, but you see those two little things gave him a whole extra point!
He was no Columbian god, who doesn't need any 1/2 points, but he was cute in his own way. That class is going to kick major ass. I get to watch movies, watch hotties, all while being taught by a possible lesbian; what more could you ask for? Popcorn? We might get that too! They did last semester!
I also think in that class, we have other homosexuals besides me and possibly the teacher.
posted by Brian Smith @ 3:07 AM
1 Comments:
"Aren’t the hot guys distracting in class? So cruel."
it's worse... i'm in the dark with them :-)
WTF is it with all these foreign people stealing our lust from hard working Americans... lol.
It's weird, but it was only last semester, all other guys haven't had an accent. This semester, i think that they are all born in America, except for one guy, but i had him last semester in a class or two. I don't know why, but the whole 'not speaking perfect English' is another one of those 1/2 points.
It's so cute when they stutter to find the correct words. It's the sexy equivalent of puppies playing in a basket; it just makes me want to say: 'Awhhhh, that is so cute!'. But the puppy relationship soon ends when i start to fanaticize making out with the guy... among other things. Whew! that would make a dirty puppy calendar! lol.
Good luck with your German hottie; show him the sights... like your town... the mountains... the city... your bedroom.. Oh My! How did that one slip in there? lol
;-D
and remember: Homosexual in German is 'Homosexuell' [according to Babel Fish] so it should be easy to pick up if he says it.
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