My visit counter is about to hit 2000!

So i decided to take a look and see how people were finding me.

Major sources of traffic have come from other blogs... but talking about that sucks ass and probably get this page closed faster then a crack house that poses as a restaurant, on inspection day. So i decided to talk about the good o' search engine hits...

First up is:

netzero karate explosion

Ok, really i've been hit from those words sooo many times it isn't funny. Really people, that commercial is that damn great that i'm going to be haunted by hits from it until eternity?

Next:

girls using vibraters

Ok, i can see this one, nothing too much out of the ordinary.

Next:

she had to take a shit

This is a new one for me. Very odd. So did they mis-search? or are they looking for constipated girls?

Next:

want to break free commerical

again, i've seen this many times. sad to say i also have used these keywords in a search before. Except mine was spelled right, but obviously I’ve misspelled commercial in the past, and I’m not motivated nor concerned enough to look for and correct it.

Next:

homoerotic

... nothing to really say about that one...

The next two are the best:

2005 m choke co yahoo.com directory

Really, WTF are they looking for? and why do they seem to want to choke it in 2005? Ummm.

and:

totaly free paris hilton sex video

LOL... they really fucked up when they hit my site! And again, I misspelled something.

Their have been other searches, but these are the only ones left in their database... :(
I bet i probably have had some funny ones too.