Those Anti-Drug Ad's Suck!
Really, they make me want to do drugs... Lots of them.
Like the chick that is on the sofa, and is all high and shit, then the guy starts to feel her up...
I just seen an Ad telling me to get my Facts 'Straight' about the good o' Marry Jane. Never done any drugs, i know i'm a spaz, but they always interested me [well the hallucinogens at least] in a scientific way. I keep wondering how realistic these visions are. But anyways back to MJ. This is how they describe it:
Marijuana is a green or gray mixture of dried, shredded flowers and leaves of the hemp plant Cannabis sativa.
It can be eaten in certain foods or smoked. It is an illegal drug.
Sounds good... Dried Shredded Flowers, sounds like potpourri.
OMG! I just looked at their hallucinogens page, they say that only 6% of teens have used hallucinogens in a 1999 study. God i'd think that hallucinogens would be the funnest of all the drug types.
But Hallucinogens sound interesting:
Hallucinogenic drugs distort your perception of reality. Hallucinogens cause your sense of space and time to become distorted and cause you to see objects that aren't really there.
Now kids, i'm not saying to go binge on Shrooms or Take hits of LSD, all i'm saying is if people are to make Anti-drug ad's make'em good ones; ones that don't make me wish i was a high 16 year old girl on a sofa at a party, and don't use the word flowers, use death petals.
posted by Brian Smith @ 5:49 PM
4 Comments:
Damn...
But that would have been something i would have done if i were to do it. I was thinking... LSD + Dark Woods + The Blair Witch Project + Camcorder = Major Trip that i can enjoy afterwards.
Good thing that you said that, not that i could even find the shit, or even if i could i would do it... The closest i've been to drugs was when this reject offered me some cocaine on the school bus. Him and his brother are tards, and i think they might have went to jail after Highschool for some supid shit; and their sister got busted calling into work sick when she wasn't. She was just as stupid as her brothers, She called into work sick, and left her cell phone on, and it recorded her talking about how she was going to skip work, and how she got all high the day before. She came the next day and they canned her ass, just after playing the tape for her.
As for me, i don't see me doing any sort of drug, unless you call alcohol a drug, anytime soon. Hell i can't even smoke a cigarette, and rarely do i ever drink.
"...and don't use the word flowers, use death petals."
:-) Classic line! Good job!
Nice to meet you!
Yea... i seen flowers.. and i was like WTF! just say leaves... it doesn’t sound right with flowers.. it sounds like something outta a fairy tale. They probably do LSD like this:
Mmmmm... LSD it's illegal, but you can mix it with your favorite flavor of jello... Wiggle Wiggle, J-E-L-L-O... Yumm LSD is bad, but sure is delicious.
Nice to meet you too.
In our plants and people class, we touched on cocaine, and i think your right. I remember something about it blocking the reuptake of something or other....
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Ok i looked over my notes and they say:
Cocaine - Alkaloid - prevents the reuptake of Dopamine and it is antagonist of norepinephrine.
Or some shit like that, hard to read with my shitty writing, I wish I still had my book, ‘cause I give a page number in my note.. lol.
But I was still in grade school when that dumb fucker offered it to me; he’s retarded. Him and his brother were supposedly to be badly addicted to it. Never touched the shit, don’t plan too, either. Cocaine addicted people usually look retarded.
The last time I was in Catoosa, which was last week, I seen this girl sitting near were my sister’s BF lives. She was out in the cold, with shorts and a shirt, sitting on the ground next to a pay phone, rocking back and forth. I turned to my little sister and told her that, “that bitch is either crazy or on something, honk at her”. She didn’t honk, but I bet if she did, it would have freaked her ass out. I guess she was waiting on a very important call.
Haha… they’d probably be a shit load of pink people in OK. I keep hearing all the time about Meth Labs being busted.
Dollar General, Food Stamps and Rotten Teeth? That isn’t a peace pipe, that’s a magic lamp; that can grant my deepest desires. Dollar General, The Grocery store, and not the Dentist, here I come! :-p
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