Where the hell am i!?!

Ever had one of those moments... when you wake up and have no clue where you are at. I had one of those today. I was in my bed, but still, there was that feeling.

Whew! the atmosphere never took a beating like it did today. Arms Failing, legs kicking... i didn't handle that feeling very well today. Usually i'll just jump up really fast, but not today; today it was a scene from the matrix. Well a real crappy scene from the matrix...

Anyways... i've had a good day today. Well Good two good half days that when combined forms one excellent 24 hours. and since their is 24 hours in a day... fuck it.

Well i didn't wake up until about 10:00pm today... lol i know. But it was just one of those days... But i did have an interesting way of getting out of bed today. So after taking the longest piss ever, i decided to go online. Did my thing... then the guy from Bristow IMed me, and we headed out to eat; which has been awhile since last time, so it was nice to see him again. Today i learned that Russell Crowe has a nice ass from him; and that their might have been a domestic disturbance near whataburger in Sapulpa, from the two cop cars parked outside of a house with lights flashing. I bet the Sapulpa paper isn't going to scoop me one this one. :-)

Remember you heard it here first!

So i came home and someone new IMed me! WooT! He's gay from the OK too. So that was cool. So all in all, i've done shit today, and i plan on doing shit tomorrow! I plan on being a drain on society all weekend!

I should commit a crime... take back some of the shit i've had done to help out... ummmm. :-p

A small crime though... maybe i should look up those weird laws that every state has and do one... then insist i be ticketed... then go to court and protest it. i think there is something about eating someone else’s hamburger... or someshit...

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Oooops....
"I plan on being a drain on society all weekend!"

It's already Monday... so i plan to be a drain on society all Martin Luther King day!