Dumb, Definitely Dumb...

Sometimes when i have some spare time (which i've been lacking recently), my mind wonders; and it wonders in horrible directions, which turn in to a good laugh. Like:

I was just sitting around, and wondering: "what if one day i wake up, and i have a BF and a House and everything plus the kitchen sink... but one day i wake up and i'm straight"... and that bothered me, like my sexuality is just going to flip a u-ey and i became a breeder one day, but then i realized that i was thinking that, while listing to FUCKING SHOW TUNES! Really, i about died. Not only Show Tunes, but also had a Browser window opened up, looking for gay movies... God, i'm such a fuck-tard. Not to mention that i just further gayed up X-men before that...:

Storm: Makes Lighting Bolts... If we could control, lighting, we would use it as a tool... it is electricity (power)... power tool! She uses a fucking Power tool!

Cyclops: As i said, he is a penis, but how does that make him gay? Look in the movie, whenever he sees Wolverine he stiffens up!!!


Show tunes you say? Well, here ya' go:

I am what i am
i am my own special creation
so come take a look
give me the hook or the ovation

It's my world
that i want to have a little pride in
my world, and it's not a place i have to hide in

Life's not worth a damn
'til you can say:
"Hey, World! I am what i am!"

I am what i am
i dont want praise
i dont want pitty

I bang my own drum
some think its noise, i think its pretty

And so what
if i love is sparkle and each spangle
why not, try to see things from a different angle?

Your life is a sham
til you can shout out loud:
"I am what i am!"

I am what i am
and what i am needs no excuses

i deal my own deck
sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces

There’s one life!
and there’s no return and no deposit
one life! so its time to open up your closet!

Life's not worth a damn
til you can say:
"Hey, World! I am what i am!"♫

~Linda Eder