Dumb or Dumbstruck...
Dumb, this ain't passing.
I keep wondering what Kevin said, was he sorta hitting on me or something? Kevin seen something. God! No gaydar, no flirt-dar, no nothing '-dar'. I suck, hardcore. <TANGENT> I bet that gets some Search Results: "Suck AND Hardcore AND Gay" - I can see it already.</TANGENT>
But really let me lay it out:
We All, as a group (except me for the most part), watched 'A Touch of Pink'. Afterwards i was talking to Kevin he Comes up and says hi and asks me "Do i know you from somewhere?" - Really, i just typed that out and realized it is sorta pick-up line-ish [when typing that, i realized i'm in major denial; 'ish' come'on!]. Then he asked to see the movies that i brought. Then asked me if i liked Drag Queen Movies; i told him i really haven't watched any. Then he lists off two, then the third i realized i did watch (To Wong Foo). He told me that i could buy 'Wong foo' really cheap, and we went on about moives for awhile i brought up that i was actually taking a Sci-fi Class and we had movies open to the public if he was interested - ok now that sounds like i was picking him up, honest i wasn't even thinking like that. Then we went up the front of the Center, where there was a bulletin board, where the Sci-Fi flyer i brought was hanging. It was me, him and Kevin and i think one of the lesbians. Then when i looked from the flyer, it was just me and him... I swear gay people are like cats, they can sneak around and you'll never hear them move. Then it was the guys bathroom time, so i went up to Kevin, and then he smacked me with reality. I was at the GAY, LESBIAN, BI-SEXUAL, and TRANSGENEDERD CENTER! Not at the 'Everyone is Straight, Except your stupid ass' center for retarded Brian's (With an 'I', because there is a Bryan).
So, what Kevin seen i obviously missed; i wish i had it on tape so i could just pop that bitch in, and have Kevin show me what he saw.


2 Comments:
Howdy Brian. Really cool blog. I think Kevin has a thing for you, dude. Hoping that sorts itself out.
WOOOF.
Enjoy your insight. Have a super day. Big hairy muscle hugs.
Oh, not Kevin, another guy... well at least i don't think Kevin.
Kevin is way older then i am, but he is cute, but then again he's like my dad's age... but then again he is cute :-)
23 - 41 = 18 year difference... i've heard of bigger differences...
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Big Hairy Muscle Hugs!!! How did you know that is my Favorite Kind of Hug?!? :-)
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