Penis is Angry!

God! My penis was pissed today! Not only did we learn that the cutie was not only straight, but had a wife! Why do all these women take our good men! Then to top it off, my sci-fi class was just sex sex sex! Yep, we discussed sexuality in the SF genera. Son-of-a-bitch! I saw phallic images all over the place, then the hottie next to me telling me that his WIFE is flying to NYC. Fuck, today was just not the day for my penis. I swear, my penis wanted to play with the hottie, and the teacher was flashing images giving my penis ideas, and then the hottie turns out straight! He had a fucking lisp! WTF! And the part that make my penis really pissed... The hottie kept talking to me. Really. It was like he was rubbing those wonderful lips all up in my grill. Fuck!

I swear, just to give you a bit of what was happening, i'll break it down...

The hottie tells me about his wife going to NYC; Sci-fi teacher then turns off the lights; and penis shapes are projected all over the fucking place. She keeps saying Penis and Phallic, while the hottie comments on what is being shown.... My penis never had a chance. Damn why couldn’t a chick or someone sit next to me, and talked about Vaginas and Breasts; maybe then I would only have a horrified penis, instead of an angry one.