SHIT!

Oh GOD! This Church! It's the Devil, I tell 'ya!! Ok, Check out this Pamphlet (FAQ):

Who are We?
We are Diversity Christian Fellowship International, a local body of believers, many of whom are gay and lesbian.

What do we believe?
We believe that God loves and accepts everyone regardless of their race, sex, origin, or sexual orientation. We further believe that simply because people are gay or lesbian does not mean they have to settle for anything less then a wonderful, exciting, experience with God.

What kind of church are you?
We are a Word of Faith, Full Gospel, nondenominational congregation. You will find our worship services lean toward Pentecostal and our preaching and teaching is evangelical in style.

What is Pentecostal?
Our belief is that the gifts that were offered to the early church are still in operation in the church today. We believe in clapping our hands, lifting our hands in praise to the lord, and speaking in tongues.

Does everyone at your church speak in tongues?
Of course not. Many people in this local body come from different backgrounds and religions. We do not push anyone to change or do anything with which they are uncomfortable.

Do you use inclusive language?
No, we do not. Inclusive language is something that many churches today use which takes away the gender of God and from being called Father. We believe God is a Spirit; however, He describes Himself as "Our Father" throughout the Bible.

Do you believe Christians can go to the bar?
Yes. We simply believe that we should not be addicted to the bar scene and should not fall into behaviors which are typically associated with he bar scene.

How do people dress at your church?
Comfortable. We do not have a dress code, and many of our people attend services in jeans. We are coming to worship God and we dress appropriately to do so. We do not come to church to impress each other, so the need for expensive clothing is not necessary.

What kinds of people attend your church?
Our outreach is to everyone. We know that some people have been rejected from other churches because they are gay or lesbian, and many others have been rejected for other reasons such as social status, color, education, and the list goes on. We welcome all people who come thought our doors.

How do i find your church?
We are located at 76 N. Zunis in Tulsa. Take I-244 west to the Lewis Avenue Exit, north on Lewis to Archer (one block north of Admiral Place), turn left on Archer and go two blocks to the church. Alternately, you may go west on Admiral past Lewis, right on Zunis to the church.

Who is your Pastor?
Rev. Chuck Breckenridge pastors Diversity Christian Fellowship. Pastor Chuck comes from an Assembly of God and Nazarene background. He also assists in Praise and Worship services from the piano. Pastor Chuck is available for counseling during regular office hours.

Do you have fellowship?
Yes! We are always getting together for different dinners and social gatherings. you do not have to be a member, or even attend worship services, to attend on of our social functions.

Now this is what Chapped my ass! :-)

But you don't understand... the last time i went to church someone hit on me!
That won't happen here! Pastor Chuck and the pastoral team^*, as well as other leaders in the church, make sure that the church is a safe place for everyone to worship. We have a No Tolerance policy fro that type of behavior.

WTF! I mean damn! Didn't Jesus say that come to church and pray... and then be fondled? Well that is what i believe that Jesus would want... I should have went to a Catholic church, instead; but i think i'm a lil too old to be fondled there. Fuck i can't get a break.

*= I'll call them Team Cock Block instead.