Damn the environment!

I've been having a serious case of the allergies. One eye, and just one, bleeds tears. I swear it's a steady stream of non-stop liquid. And it burns; burns like the fires of hell. I just want to scratch the abomination that is my eye out of my head.

and if that isn't bad enough, my nose is running too. Every few seconds i want to sneeze. It sucks. At Wally World i wasn't as bad, my eye still burnt like a bitch, but i wasn't sneezing.

So all i've been doing is watching south park... On my TV... From My Computer.

I found one thing my crap bucket called computer is good for: Letting me watch south park on my TV. I have cables running all over my floor, so i can watch some South Park Episodes i've downloaded. I was using my TV as a speaker too, playing classic tunes like the Laverne And Shirley's Theme Song, Hedwig's Angry Inch, Nena's 99 Luftballoons, Jack Off Jill's Losing His Touch, and Dolly Parton's Jolene.

But mostly south park, and i seen the cutest episode: "Woodland Critter Christmas".

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My sex-change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out, had to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got a
Angry Inch Angry Inch

My mother made my tits out of clay
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

Long story short
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
I was bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
and already it's that time of the month
But two days later
the hole closed up
The wound healed
and I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
where my penis used to be
where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh with a scar running down it
like a sideways grimace
on an eyeless face
Just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got an
Angry Inch Angry Inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
stay under cover till the night turns to black
I got my inch and I'm set to attack
I got an Angry Inch Angry Inch

~ Hedwig - Angry Inch

I want to watch that movie [Hedwig and the Angry Inch], i heard it was good. And i haven't seen many tranny movies; i think the only one i seen was 'Boys don't cry'. Umm... I know more trannies in real life then i've seen in the movies. But all the trannies i know, except one, are crazy. Or at least i'm told that they are crazy, they've always been nice to me... Expecially the Queen of the oklahoma trannies... She was real nice to me, but i'm told she is the craziest of them all. Ummm. Anyway, i might have to pick up that movie, just to 'keep it real' with my home trannies... I wonder where all the trannies whent though, i haven't seen one in awhile. I know the 'Queen' when back to OKC, the one everyone hates [except me, 'cus i don't know her] is still trolling around in Tulsa, and the other one [the non-crazy] i know dissapered; i think she left out of state or something.