Full house makes my anus leak.
I swear! People are just plain rude! (OMG i'm totally channeling Full House Now! "How Rude!") But on August 27th at 4:11am CT i got a lil text message on my mom's cell phone saying:
fuck.ya cum sucker
Just like that, i still trying to figure out exactly what they were saying. Is it "FUCK! Ya Cum Sucker" or "FUck Ya. [understood you] Cum Sucker"? Ummm... Anyway, whomever did it, is obviously retarded. First you have to take into account that they didn't block their number, so i have it; then they are retarded enough to pick up the phone, when i called back. Then they gave me their name. Well maybe not that retarded, because i acted like i got the wrong number then asked who am i talking to. I didn't recognize the name, but my lil sister did, so i decided i wasn't satisfied enough so i replied with:
EXCUSE ME, but i am a good Christian woman! I am 65 years old go to church everyday, you should be ashamed! I will be praying for you!
I was going to go on about how i have a bad heart and that i didn't need the stress, but my fingers and patience with that keypad reached their limits.
posted by Brian Smith @ 7:21 PM
6 Comments:
How old did you say you are? oh yes that is right we decided 15 because you still play video games, i would have guessed 12, because of the way you aced/reacted to the text message you got...at first guess i would say you have pissed off a trick, ie not returning a phone call , or perhaps this person was sending the text message to someone other than you.you say your sister recognized the voice, perhaps its one of her boyfriends and not yours...why are you guys using your mothers cell phone anyway, do you not have jobs to pay for your own phones, i guess i should ask how old is your sister? if she is under the age of 16 its ok for her not to work, but i also have to say anyone obove the age of 16 should have a job, a car, food, shelter, all of which they pay for themselves , unless they are handicapped and are unable...just my opinion... :)whether you agree or not
Boy there sure are alot of whiny bitch-asshat anons out and about. Probably a perv too, since he she they or it is so interested in whether or not you are under age.
Obviously your texter is mentally defective since they did leave a trail right back to their phone.
To everyone who is a judgemental puke; I hope you can see this, because I am doing it harder than I have ever done it before. ;)
Fuck the world for all its worth, every inch of planet earth...
I would have told the moron texter that I was officer so-n-so investigating a case of harassment that they had been implicated in. Ha ha
12? Hon, the reason i reacted the way i did, was to put a stop to that shit. There was no reason for it. If i had to guess, you're a pervert [just like Kitti Says] who has nothing better to do then waste my time, just like those asswhipes did.
Let me break it down for you: You're jealous. I'm a young fabulous gay male, who doesn’t have to work, because his parents aren't broke dick. You, on the other hand, are broke dick surfing over to my site on the WebTVs because you, sir/madam, are clinically psychotic. You have some sort of issue, that tells you that i care; which i don't. But your psychosis tells you that i'm commenting so i must care; Let me break it down futher: I don't care, at all, but i made it a policy to respond to everyone in some fashion or form; weather that be e-mail, fallow-up comment, or funny video. But that still doesn’t mean i care about you; however there are lots of commenters i care deeply about, and cherish every singe soul that takes something positive away from all of this [Even in my negativity, positivity may emerge]. So why don't you direct your WebTVs over to something that doesn't bother you so much as this blog does? It's because you’re psychotic.
As for the cell phone... there are 5 of them: one for each family member, but mine was given to my grandfather because he needed it after his heart surgery. So we share!
I also have to say anyone above the age of 16 should have a job, a car, food, shelter, all of which they pay for themselves
That proves you're broke dick. My parents bought both sisters a home; They bought all of us a Car; and Food... Well i live on a fucking dairy, huge part of our food is free, that's what you get when you have cousins that own a meat processing plant and you have a lot of meat roaming the fields.
P.S.
Excuse me, but 'handicap' people can work just as well as other people. I don't know what backwater place you live, but handicap people make a living, just as people without a disability. that is why it's PC to say Handicapable. Even retarded people have skills, you just to have to find it; but to marginalize a whole population as incapable is rude.
Eh.
Kitti:
It's that same anon guy that surfing the WebTV Fatalistic; I swear, you have to be on some serious dope to use one of those. My god, it's a remote, with a $50 or so keyboard that probably eats batteries like shit. Makes me constipated just thinking about it.
Hon, he is a perv, i bet if i said i was a skinny 13 year old, who is wanting to explore his sexuality; i'd be his best friend. He'd IM me everyday, that is if you can IM on that WebTV. I'd get full frontal 'self-pics' in my emails, which would be of some guy on a porn site he stole the password to on some password site. Then try to lure me to a truck stop to have his way; then i'll be on the news and they'll have to blur his face out because he needs to remain Anon so he can do it again. I watch 'Without a Trace'; I know his games.
Ok, the texter, well stupid sums it up; Someone has been texting before this, pissed my mother off; i didn't know about the other times, but he hasn't been texting now. Doesn't that shit cost money? Isn't it like so many cents a Message? I have no idea, i don't pay the bill; but i know they show up on the statement; and what would other people think if they seen that on the statement? Probably that i hang out with a bunch of damn idiots who get drunk and at 4 in the morning decided it’s a good idea to text rude and hateful things, so people jump out of bed thinking it’s an emergency when it’s just retards playing with the phone.
The world does suck, ya' know. Really, it could be so much better if we didn't have many of our 'instincts'...
Oh shit! I did that once, sorta. I just got the internet [at home], first email was a chain letter. It said something like they had my credit card number or account password or something; and if i didn't forward it to X number of people they would do something, like charge/change. I replied back saying that my dad worked for the FBI, and i was going to Forward it to him and we were going to trace that shit to his doorstep.
I got a reply apologizing, saying that he only forwarded it because he didn't want his stuff Charged/Changed.
so what you are saying by your own words is that you are a broke dick guy that lives off his parents because its the easy thing to d, sounds to me like you need to get a life away from the farm animalsand get a real job and support yourself instead of being a lazy no job broke dick ass.... as for me being a perv, i have a relationship i have been in for several years, unlike you ,you probably couldn't hang on to a boyfriend because you cant pay your own way on a date since you rely on your parents... before you go off again on me you need to sit back and ponder your own lazy broke dick no job ass...ps i hope your sister has an easy birth, i have been through a few and it can be rough...
No, my words clearly state, my parents are so non-broke dick, that i magically become marginally non-broke dick.
And really, you have no inkling of my situation or person, nor a grasp on reality. Like I said before, you only know what you read, and you haven’t read much this I know. So to magically think that you know everything about me, is a sign of a mental imbalance if not a deity-complex. You are not the ‘all knowing’; sorry to burst your bubble.
You probably haven't worked an honest day in your life. When i was 13 was in a field, on a tractor, helping bail hay. Then after it was cut, raked, and bailed; i had to drive a 50's style fire truck cab that had been modified with a bed, to load square bails. We are talking no AC and could only move it less then 10mph across massive fields; in the hot Oklahoma summer. No shade no nothing. From sunrise to sunset to massive enclosed, tin buildings; which were hotter then the outside; making the slight breeze i got from the truck heaven. For less then minimum wage. hell! less then illegal alien wage. When you do that, then you can talk about work. So why don't you sit back, in your salvage yard lazy boy, and think of the nice summers you had as a kid. Like all other kids, who got to go to the local pool and hang out all day while i was in the middle of nowhere with a mild allergic reaction to the product i was producing.
Well, first let me say that I've baled hay, too (your spelling of the correct "bale" would�denote you had "bailed" your hay out of jail).� I grew up in a rural area and worked on my parent's land.� And believe me, there wasn't a salvage yard in sight, either.� Just the land that had to be worked by family members.� So you're not unique there.
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Second, let's clear up this usage of the term "broke dick."� Having grown up in a rural area, where such terms are used, I know the correct and incorrect ways to use that�saying.� It's really meant to�be a humorous, sarcastic, or hateful jab at�someone to infer impotence, not someone that's poor.� But you continue to use it to imply someone's financial status.� And by the way, before you even question my virility, I'm far from impotent.�
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You're right about something: I really don't know you, except by what you say on here.� You're the one that decided to post stories about your life, your thoughts, and your comments on things around you.� When you put yourself out there in a public way, you have to learn to accept the critical observations along with the good ones.� Your dependence on others, as mentioned in my first posting that was in response to what you had posted, was something I found problematic.� It certainly doesn't affect me in my life.� However, it will over time become a problem for you.� Independence is what really makes someone fabulous.� Being a young gay male doesn't make you fabulous.� Being a strong, self-reliant individual, regardless of age or sexuality, is what builds the core of your being, and is in the end what makes a person fabulous.� It doesn't matter how much money someone else has, or how much your parents have.� It's about what you have, what you've earned, and what you've achieved.� It's about�learning to depend on yourself.�
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While I've tried to make that point from a sarcastic standpoint, I decided to say�it in a very straight-forward way this time.� The point is: you are young MAN with�what I'm sure is a great deal of potential.� Don't rely on your grandmother to buy things for you, or your parents to support you no matter how little or how much they have.� There comes a time when you leave your childhood behind and move into the responsibility of adulthood.� Only then can you fully realize how fabulous you can be
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