Angelina Jolie Coming For Your Baby
MALIBU, CA—Angelina Jolie has filed for adoption of your newborn baby, sources close to the actress reported Tuesday. "Angelina loves your baby, and you should be honored that she has chosen it," said publicist Jacqueline Silver, citing the growing collection of babies Jolie has culled from families worldwide. "Color, creed, whether your child is wanted—none of it matters. Angelina has fallen in love, and through legal means or force, your baby will soon be hers." Immediately after acquiring your child, Jolie will dress it in Betsey Johnson infant wear, give it a faux-hawk, name it after a random passage from the The Tibetan Book Of The Dead, then resume her relentless search for babies.
Red Cross Accused Of Wartime Non-Profiteering
WASHINGTON, DC—The Senate Armed Services Committee issued a rebuke of the International Red Cross Monday, accusing the organization of wartime non-profiteering. "The Red Cross is exploiting the current conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan to extend its money-losing influence over international medical aid and emergency relief," said Chairman John Warner (R-VA). "Whatever their stated mission, the Red Cross exists only to fatten its blood banks and care packages." The accusations come only weeks after Iraqi officials accused the International Red Crescent, the IRC's Muslim branch, of masterminding multiple acts of humaniterrorism.
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posted by Brian Smith @ 4:40 PM
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Heya, I just saw this little blurb about the red cross, and wanted to tell you that even though they do much in the name of charity it is not always so. They are the ones who make my medicine, the stuff which costs over 7000 bucks a shot, and during WWII my grandmother maintains that they made the fighting soldiers pay for coffee and dougnuts that they were distributing. I thought that was pretty crappy.
OMG! Girlfriend, have you been following me around!?! Or did you just Bugged me? My grandmother was talking about almost the same thing! She also told us that they refused some non-perishable food donations. Ha! Then my aunt was all like, "yea, it's all about money. That's what they really want". Ha. I'm getting a kick outta this.
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