Goddamn Spam!

Almost got me! They're getting smarter now aren't they? Ok, not really, they could be better. But this one almost got me. So close. Ok, it was from "Kevin". That is all it said as the Sender. I know a Kevin. Then it said, 'Do this today'. I need something to do today (ok not really, but that is the type of retarded shit i've opened before and it be legit). Almost opened it! Until i seen that "Kevin" also sent me: "Daily Horoscopes sent to your phone", "Want an online degree", "WANTED:Area reps to work from home Sat, 3 Sep 2005 16:37:50 EST", and "re[8]". I hate fucking spam, unless it has funny Subject Lines Like:

"SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: I tasted my rear!!!"

"Christmas Dìck Fairy"

"Im home alone Lets meet"

"Re: was swim he delicious kowtow" (Can anyone tell me WTF is this about?)

"Christian? Single? We have the solution." (Finally, a cure for Christianity)

"Find the right one...with Jewish personals."

"Dialup lets you take the internet with you where ever you go...."

And Byfar my Favorite Spam Subject of All Time:

"An Amsterdam hotel lets your wanderlust bloom..."

All those were real spam subjects... gotta love 'em. I'm just curious about the WonderLust (i think that's what they were going for). Sounds like i need a hotel room & plane ticket for Amsterdam...

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Also if you noticed, i've changed the lyric at the top of the page; thanks to kittispitz and Marilyn Manson.