Have you seen...

MTV's "Yo Momma"?

It's, single handily, the most retarded bullshit i've ever had the 30 minute displeasure to witness. Ok, there is one or two that made me laugh, but most of it is a sad demonstration of our education system. They don't even have to make any sort of sense? It's sad. But i would kick some major ass on there, though. I bet every gay homosexual would do 110% better then the retards they have on there now... We are a sassy people.

For those fortunate enough not to have watched it, it's a bunch of dickheads telling 'Yo momma' jokes... with host wilmar valderamaakfkljdfsoad of 'That 70's Show' fame. Any who, most of them are retarded; i.e. "Yo momma is so black she leaves footprints on a Chalk Board" and "Yo momma is dumb she thinks Cheerios is Donut seeds". They are not limited to 'Yo Momma' Jokes... they can 'crack fun' of the 'opponent'. Anywho, it's gawd awful. So, why don't i change the channel? Because my sister is hooked.

But, i'm saying they need to hire homosexual ringers to make the show enjoyable. Here is one i would use:

"Yo Momma was born with it, 'cause Maybelline didn't fuck up that bad"

that is, if i wanted to be ashamed of myself i would use that one... or even going near that show, for a matter of fact.