You Faggots! When you Come Back I'm Gunna Kick Your Ass!

or so i'm told.

I forget what day it was, a couple days ago, me and the BF went to Riverside on 31st St to walk on the riverside bridge and this fucking redneck says that shit, after trying to scare us (he was stomping his feet making noise and shit), of course. The BF calls the cops; and on the walk back i mentioned something about pushing him off the bridge. Now, i'm serious about this, mind you. Would it be so bad to push his ass off the bridge? He was skinny, and by the looks of things a lil drunk and the railing wasn't very high; easily pushed off, all i would have to have is someone distracting the two fat chicks he was with and his ass would have in the Arkansas River. But by the time we got back to where he was he was gone, the cops where on the other side of the street and the guy was nowhere to be seen. But would it have been wrong of me to just push his ass into the river? It was very cold out and i really don't know how deep the river was, and close to that spot was were the kid drowned because of some sort of undertow or some shit. Also if it isn't wrong of me to do so, would it be wrong of me to laugh at doing it? also how mean should i be to the two fat chicks? Should i push them off the bridge for good measure? Ummm... I think if he was still there, and said anything else i would have pushed his ass in the river and when the fat chicks started yelling at me for pushing him in the river i would have said "You want me to push your fat ass in the river, too? Bitch?!?".

After that we went to the GLBT center; i guess we had enough of the hetros that day.

P.S.
I also was thinking about a tazer. Maybe i should get one, and every time something like that happens i just shock the shit out of the person. That way i don't have to worry about killing anyone because of River Depth/Temperature/Undertows or Swimming ability.