In my best Seinfeld impression
“What’s the big deal with breast?”
Really, what do straight guys see in breasts? I don’t get it. I see them drooling over them all the time, and there are all those “Girl Gone Wild” videos; but why? And there is the whole “bigger is better” thing; I don’t understand that one either. I always found the women with smaller breasts, look better. I sometimes wonder what the fuck goes through a straight guys’ heads.
Do lesbians like bigger breasts too? I’m confused…
But I have to admit that guys are hot, maybe I can find out what exactly attracts me to them, so I have something to relate to. All I know is that I use to have a very narrow rage of guys I’m attracted too, but lately that has broaden. It use to be that I was only attracted to butch, slightly hairy guys, but now I’m finding that I’m attracted to other people that don’t fit the profile; like the Dutch guy from school, sure he can pass as straight, but barely and he’s almost hairless; and I think of him as the hottest thing on two legs. Maybe I’ve always like this broad range of guys, and only didn’t realize it because of my attempts to suppress my sexuality. That’s something to think about…
posted by Brian Smith @ 8:20 PM
1 Comments:
I also hate Girls Gone Wild's infomercials, it's a waste of time; all they have to do is make one 30s commercial, because the whole infomercial is the same shit over and over. Girls taking off their tops, with a little lesbian action, that’s is it. Plus, it does nothing for me, just makes me chuckle; that these girls are so busted when their parents see this.
“lots of guys are hot”
Yea, now I only have to find out which ones are gay; I guess I’m going to have to go out to a club or something and check out some guys.
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