Conan is da man!

Conan O'Brien is the funniest man on network TV, I love his actual items spoof and decided to show some here:

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There is plenty, and I mean plenty more where they came from, but I’m too lazy to post more of them, but if you want to check some more out go here.

"[In the Year 2000] Ball park franks will no longer plump when you cook 'em, but rather, moan when you suck 'em."
~ Conan or Andy (I can't remember)

"[In the Year 2000] It will be revealed that carrots do not actually improve your eyesight, but they are still number one when it comes to scratching a deep, rectal itch."
~ Jim Carrey On Conan