Walker, Texas.... please god kill me... Ranger

I'm sooooo board... I’ve been making a program for the last couple hours, and just decided that I needed a break; and now I’m board out of my mind. And there is nothing to do, my computer sucks, and 'walker Texas ranger' is on TV.

Chuck Norris, you give facial hair a bad name; I like a little facial hair (chuck has too much), but Norris (even though he has too much) is ruining it for me. Plus the show sucks ass, I’ve only seen it once fully, but that was once too many. The Dialog is Cheesy, and the actors are horrible. Come'on! Kill Chuck in an episode about the apocalypse; then make almost everyone that survives, mutants that eat flesh to live; and have 'Walker's' secret love child, that is really Jet Li, fight them off from taking over Texas, the last refuge for those who are not mutants. Also make Jet Li's sidekicks carry flamethrowers and big guns, that blows shit up; and all the zombie-mutants know Kung Fu. And call it "Walker, Texas Avenger".

Is my Photoshopping getting any better?

GOD! I need a boyfriend.