Mr. Gay. Huh... me?
Ok… this semester is going to be tough, tough to keep myself in the closet. In my statistics class and in my computer system class, there is a guy called ____ Gay. I have no idea what his first name is. But our statistics teacher likes to call everyone by there last names, I’m Smith; and that guy is Gay. And every time he takes roll, and gets to that guy, I look up; like he is calling my name. So far I haven’t said “Huh?”, but give me a few weeks.
Also in my computer system class, there is a really hot guy; and he has some stereotypical attributes :)
There is also another guy in my Business Communications class that is kinda cute, but I haven’t seen any stereotypes emitting from him, yet. :(
Why can’t all gay people be born with a tattoo on their face, kinda like the one mike Tyson has? That would seriously kick ass, two different ways! First I’d have a killer tattoo. Second, me being gay would be a thing that everyone would know since my birth, and would be expected of me… N/M I really don’t want a tattoo, how about straight people having the tattoo?
posted by Brian Smith @ 11:52 PM
2 Comments:
Even though I also hate stereotypes, I like to use them in aiding in my disillusion that certain people are gay. Like the guy in my computer sys class, he's hot and I hope that he is gay, and I use the stereotype that all gay people are well groomed to aid in my disillusion that he is gay. I know that I’m gay and I’m not as well groomed as he was so that stereotype is just that, a stereotype. I really don't think I have any stereotypical attributes; I might have to ask someone if I do, because I don't see any. Well, maybe one; I’ve heard that all gay people are 'bleeding hearts', so that might be one I have.
As for ways to distinguish gay people, I just thought up a new one; Telepathic Instant Messaging that only gay people can use. That would be badass. It would even allow you to send images of what you’re currently looking at to another gay guy/gals too.
*Me*: hay wut up?
*GG*: Nutin' much, just wanting to know if you think this guy is hot. [Sends picture]
*Me*: Hell yeah! Lets get a chat going with him
*Me*: Hay Guy [to other guy]
*OG*: Wut Up?
*Me*: My penis, after seeing you.
*OG*: [Puts me on his block list]
.... You get the point!
Thanks for commenting, Russ.
Yea, a gay IMer would totaly rule, i've even thought up a name; ICQueers ©.
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