My Balls have grown 5x there normal size!

Yes it’s true! It’s Amazing! It’s Fantastic!

Well, my balls have grown today, not literally, but bare with me. How did I get my new set of nuts, you may ask. Well here is how…

First I talked to my composition teacher, for the first time face to face, after telling her I was gay. That have me +1x the nuttage of my normal nuts. It was very nerve racking, but at the same time made me feel more powerful. I’m supposed to email her sometime today, and she is going to ask some of her gay friends some stuff about Oklahoma City’s gay scene.

Next was I went into Hot Topic, and picked up a rainbow flag patch. Not that big of a deal, right? Wrong, I don’t know why I felt nervous, but even though the girls working there looked liked lesbians I was nervous. +1x nuttage

Now I went downstairs, in the mall, to Spencer’s. They had a rainbow sweat band and I got it, this time it was no big deal, since I’ve already bought the patch. So +.25x nuttage

Next I went to a bookstore looking for a book on coming out. Didn’t find anything, but I was in the gay and lesbian section (that’s misleading, it was the gay and lesbian sub section of the social sciences section). So that only gave me +.25x nuttage

And finally, While driving home I seen a truck selling stuff, and I seen one big rainbow flag, so I pulled over and went to buy it. Well there were two old, evil looking guys, and not only did they have the pride flag, they had the rebel flag and a swastika flag. So I was nervous but I wanted the flag so I asked how much was flags, and he asked me which one, not being able to say it, I just pointed. Lol. Well anyways, I got it, and that event scared the shit out of me, so that gave me +2.50x nuttage just with that one stop.

So 5x nuttage, now where am I going to hide all this stuff I bought?

But when all is said and done, today is going to be a great day.