“Oh, my god! That [penis] is huge...”

Ok I tempted my little sister with gay porn… it didn’t work.

I covered the lower area of the magazine, with a picture of Shrek no less, and asked her if this guy reminded her of anyone. She looked and I said, what about Jerrod. She gasped, and nodded; the resemblance is uncanny, if I didn’t know that the guy Is probably way older and if Jerrod didn’t work at the local supermarket I could be convinced that it is him. After I told her that, she asked, “What is he doing with his hands?” I about fell out of my seat, I asked her what did she think he was doing. We both laughed; after a couple minutes we had to leave to go to town, so I told her that I was going to put the magazine in her room while we were gone. She said, “what if my boyfriend comes here and sees it, he’s going to think I’m jacking off”, then proceeded to simulate her using a dildo all while chanting, “jacky jacky, come, jacky jacky, come”. (Oh god our family is fucked in the head). After going to town and coming back, my older sister arrived, and I asked her the same question; “Does this guy look familiar?” She stared, and you could see she recognized him, and then I told her. Her eyes got big; she was like “Oh my god! He does!” Then she asked, “is he naked or something” (shrek was still giving him head). Then she said, “I wanna see”.

I gave her the magazine, and she proceeded to peruse. Then the phone rang, it was for her, my older sister. She was talking on the phone, with her former roommate, the one that likes to say I am a faggot; all while looking at gay porn (granted there is few ‘gay’ pieces, mostly just solo guys). Then she was like, still on the phone mind you, “OH MY GOD THAT IS HUGE!” Obviously her former roommate heard her, because my sister came up with a lie; “Oh I’m just looking at this magazine… Oh what is huge? It’s these shirts, they are too long. They almost touch the ground” (which had me laughing uncontrollably).

But she looked through most or all of the magazine, she even flashed a the “OH MY GOD THAT IS HUGE” picture at me and my little sister. She even was scanning through the articles.

But it surprised me, my little sister was the one that I though would be the most excited not my older sister.

P.S.
My older sister also stated, “this magazine has penises everywhere!”… Duh! The magazine is called ‘Unzipped’ after all.