Just Committed my FIRST Federal Offence!

I opened my dad's mail! But it was shit from 'Focus on the Family', i couldn't wait for him to open it himself!

OMG i'm going to have to read this shit later [got to study for a test]; 4 pages, front and back. It's like Christmas, but the gift is shitty.

Uh oh! They’re asking for money! Wrong House Motherfuckers! I think i'll put something like -$50, as how much i'll give, and tell them they owe me for wasting my goddamn time.

So glad I checked the mail today!

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Ok, i got it... i'll send them some gay pride stuff in their paid envelope they provided for me. And maybe something that says "Focus on your own damn family".

I might even see if i can't get other people's FOTF's envelopes and use those too. Hell, if it wasn't illegal i would make a shit load of envelopes myself and send them tons of 'gay-mail'. Since they'd be paying for it [the envelop actually says "Postage Will Be Paid By Addressee"] they will be screwed twice!