Denny’s Grand Slam Jesus Jam!
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You should see what is on TV in OK!!!
This guy is on the 'CHURCH CHANNEL' and He's all like
"Here we are, in the back of Denny’s [The restaurant, Seriously, he's preaching from the back of Denny’s; HE WORKS THERE!]. If you're ever hungry, come out to Denny’s, especially during the night shift, that's when i work. Hallelujah. Yes, come by and leave us tips. Hallelujah. Big tips, with more commas then periods, Hallelujah. Praise Jesus..."
"I don't knock other religions, i don’t' have too [seriously he said that]. 'Cause we all know the real god."
HAHAHA... his feed is cutting out, he's such an asshole and god knows it and is trying to save us from his Hallelujah laced stutters.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA there is another person preaching from the back of Denny's. LMAO, she has a guitar, and they are talking about how they had technical difficulties recording her one day, but that they were going to let her 'be heard' today on TV... and it's cutting out LOL OMG I COULDN'T BREATH FOR A SECOND!
It's so funny, they're preaching at Denny's While the Guy Should Be Working... HAHAHA he isn't on camera, i wonder if the fry machine is calling him.
I bet they have an interesting Communion.
"This is Jesus’ flesh? it looks like a Denny's Grand Slam! And his blood looks an awful lot like Orange Juice."
SHIT! She is Singing... She Sucks. LOL "Sing it with me... one more time"... Bitch no one was singing with you the first time, you’re AT FUCKING DENNYS AT 3 o'clock in the morning!
Nothing I like more then to have a good laugh at those who think that their religion is ‘the shit’ and say shit like "I don't knock other religions, i don’t' have too. 'Cause we all know the real god." Implying that other religions are incorrect.
FUCK! SHE IS STILL SINGING! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY REMOTE?
I’ll give them an ‘A’ for effort; they are making the most of the Denny’s storage room.
BTW, That is my new favoite Post Title.



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Grand Slam Jesus Jam! lol.. that is still making me smile. :-)
Two Weeks!!!
Holy Shit! I've also been having problems lately, publishing. I hope they get their shit together soon.
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