I want my God damned Dentist Office to Smell like a God Damn Dentist office.

I was watching some more Oklahoma TV, i think it was called Lifestyle Tulsa... no, it wasn't gay, but the straights did use lifestyle... well it might have been a little gay.

Anyways, it's about local businesses, and they had a Dentist office, and they went on and on about how it didn't "Smell like a dentist office". I wonder what the fuck does it smell like? Piss and Ass?

All i know is that i want my Dentist office to smell like such. I don't want my dentist office to smell like a fucking crack house. If i was blind, i would want to know Where the fuck i was at, not wondering if the motherfucker driving me to the 'Dentist Office' is really taking me to Tony the crack dealer and splitting the profits.

But they also had some places i would like to visit, but you know, not alone. Not that they were in 'bad' neighborhoods or anything, just that i would feel like an idiot going alone. I need a BF or a Ugly ass sister... Well, another Ugly ass sister, since the Ugly Ass Sister i do have has a drunk ass BF. Maybe i should find that damn ugly stick me and my ugly ass sister been hit with, and slap the fuck out of my other sister with it. hehehe. Or maybe i should hang around bars, during the afternoon, and pick me up a alcoholic... but i doubt that he would want to go to museums and shit... God is there any blind/slightly blind, retarded/mildly-retarded, yet cute/non-ugly/ugly gay guys out there?!? Hell, I’ll take anything your ass will give me, as long as it doesn’t come with a vagina (i think this requirement is the next to go...). Praise Jesus.