Nercophiliactic Prophylactic?

Yesterday, i had a near near near death experience. I was driving to school minding my own damn business, then BOOM! I though to myself, "WOW! that was loud thunder"... "WTF, my car shook". I looked to the right, and there was a fucking huge ass fireball. A Refinery Exploded, and i was right next to it when it happened.

When i realized what had happen, all i could think about was, "Damn, i better get my ass to school, shit is going down that i don't want to be a part of". And when i got to school, which was like 5 mins later, we had the guy that runs the Distant Learning Shit, turn one of the TVs to channel 8, since they are right next to the refinery. They said that they thought something fell off their roof, and when they found out that it wasn't and that the refinery exploded, they called the refinery’s HQ in Salt Lake City to find out what had happen. They said that they didn't even know that it did happen.

After watching a bit of the news I went to class. While in my Theory of Comp class i was thinking about it and then thought to myself:

"God, i hope i don't die a virgin. I should write down somewhere that if i do die a virgin that it will ok if some necrophiliac defiles my body, 'cause i ain't going out like that. but he better pull a "Weekend at Bernie's" and take me out on the town, because i'm not a total whore."

but I'm still a lil shaken, it was a huge ass fireball and it did rock the boat (the boat being my car) a bit. It's going to be interesting going by there later today, going back to school.