Homosexuals are thy enemy...

Well not mine, bitch! I was watching church tv... i need to turn off this damn boob tube. He is totally fucking up right now, he is trying to cover his 'mistakes' up, but it's not working on me. He's all trying to be 'gay tolerant' but the homophobia is raising to the top. He was just going on and on about how this guy should be fallowing the 10 commandment and that he shouldn't look lustfully upon another man... then he realized what he said and said "see there, i switched the sex, for you ladies. don't look lustfully on other men, ladies, and guys don't look lustfully on other women"

Yea, i know what he meant. Then he goes on and on about 'sexual perversions going on today' but fails to mention homosexuals, but keeps putting focus on 'Today'. Asshole. Then he goes on about how Jesus said this and Jesus said that, and how the 10 commandments also condemned homosexuality (he never said it that way, but kept focusing on 'Sexual Perversion going on TODAY') but you just had to read into the commandments.

If they put so much value into truth, why don't they just come out and fucking say it. I would respect them more if they did.

Now there is another church guy on (new show), and he's saying that our government shouldn't protect our freedoms, when we have no self-control. Like the way we dress (he's talking about low riding pants). WTF! Really it isn't his ass hanging out, literally. Now he wants a law in OK to have fines for that sort of clothing. If i ever see this asshole in the street, i'll have my pants down to my ankles walking down the street... i know, not much of a change from usual... lol, if you actually knew me, you'd be laughing your asses off when you read that: i don't even wear shorts out in public, pants all the way.

[pausing for new fodder]
Mack Lyon is the guy
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Of course, our society is going to hell, because we're not all Christians. And Abortions are sending us to hell. HS... we kill born babies? That is what he's telling me.. WEEEEEE! he just said homosexuals are sending the world into hell. I hope it's soon. We need to gay it up... Move to Gay-con 2. but I respect Mack Lyon’s ‘not beating around the bush’, ass-a-tuide.

OMG! Liberals are sending us to hell too. He's on a roll. Liberals are sending us to hell for being too tolerant. "Tolerance is not a bible word"! Hay! so isn't homosexual and sodomy. Weee this is fun.

CHURCHES ARE SENDING US TO HELL!!! Thank god, i don't go then. Churches are sending us to hell, for being too tolerant.

But i think i just lost my respect for him, he isn't saying what is most definitely on his mind... so i will say it to gain self-respect:

*Clears Throat, and Mimics Mack Lyon*

"Negroes are destroying society, people tolerate Negroes holding jobs other then cotton picking, and god will not look kindly on this abomination. Dr. Negro is not a bible word!"

He's such a shit head... I know he is a KKK knight/wizard or whatever they fuck a high raking asshole is called nowadays... i see it in his hellfire and brimstone eyes.

But that is the second 'Church service' i've seen today, and none of them have anything good to say... HS he's back, Teachers are sending us to hell too!!! Wow this guy doesn't quit... anyways back to what i was saying, I've been watching this crap, and nothing good is ever said. I mean it's always about how "Today" is sending us to hell. How about the good the 'evils' are doing? Like the GLBT center doing food drives, or even the Local Gay Bars doing the same? How about the Free HIV Clinic that the GLBT center Helps Run? How about when all the 'deviant' gay people treat me more like family then my real family does, and asks for nothing in return, not a collection plate being passes around nothing... How about that? Where is that in your goddamned book? Then you go around saying that tolerance isn't a bible value... fuck your bible, you bitter old asshole.

I'm seriously pissed, but i had to watch it.

Thank god, a infomercial is now on... just not his god

I'm a bigot, racist, homophobe and all around asshole, i am Mack Lyon... and Brian Approves this message... BTW thanks Brian for hot linking my image; i hope the title gives you a bunch of hits on Queer filter to drive up my bandwidth cost.

You're welcome.