4parents.gov: Answers!
Ok, there is a big hoopla, over 4parents.gov, because of them saying that homosexuality is a choice or something to that effect. I think they have changed the site, but they still say:
Homosexual: A person who prefers sexual contact with people of the same sex.
They also have a listing of "Topic Starters". I think that this is unfair. Really where is the 4kids.gov's Topic Answers? There isn't any! So they mistakenly left it up to me to create such answers! Ha! But they failed to realize i'm in my Sassy Bitch Mood, so these answers will go best with kids who are sassy bitches. I now present, 4parents.gov's "Topic Starters"'s Answers fro Kids.
Your jeans are looking a little short! How much taller do you think you've grown since last year? More changes are going to happen. Do you know what some of those changes are?
Well, I hope the change is that you get off my fucking back about my jeans. They are daisy dukes!
I haven't seen Jason around here lately. Sometimes relationships with old friends change during teen years. How are things going with your friends?
After he hit me and quit me, things haven't been going the same. I mean, damn, i need some action, fro real.
That song has a good beat, but the song makes it seem like having sex makes you a man (or woman). Do you think that's true?
No and Yes. A lil Sex makes you a man, but too much... well that makes you a chicken head.
They never talk about STDs on that television show, even though they have lots of stuff about sex. Have you heard about anybody at your school who has gotten an STD?
Besides myself, there is Tim, Carroll, Bobby, and David the motherfucker that gave me mine!
I heard that there was a wild party last weekend after the game. Have your friends been talking about it? Did you know that alcohol and drugs really increase the chances of having sex and getting a disease?
No, we can't remember shit from that night, all i remember is a tent and some sort of peach snake attacking me... God i was high on Meth! Whooo Dog! And really, is it sex if you can't remember it? And you probably could use the alcohol as some sort of disinfectant right?
I heard a commercial on the radio about always being prepared by having condoms. Do you or your friends think that condoms really make sex safe?
Hell no! I mean damn, maybe if the condoms came with a reminder whenever you pull down your pants. But we just can't remember to wrap it up. I guess technology is behind the times... or at least my ADD.
I overheard a couple of kids from the neighborhood saying that, if you're dating someone, you have to have sex with them in order to prove that you're loyal and you're not cheating on them. Do you think that's what loyalty is about?
Loyalty is about pulling out at the right time. Cindy's man kept that motherfucker in there, and now look at her... knocked up.
Ms. Martin told me that there are five girls at your school that are pregnant. What do your friends think about teenagers having a baby?
Well we think: "God I'm Glad It's Not Me!" Then we go around her back and call her a slut.
I know that a lot of your friends from work have their own cars. But they're a lot older than you are, and I don't want you to ride with them alone.
!!! What kind of freak do you take me for?!? ALONE! That is way to intimate! I need at least 2 guys tag teaming me to feel like this isn't a relationship!
Some guys go out for a good time over the weekend, and end up with thousands of dollars taken out of their paychecks for the next 18 years. Do you know how that could happen?
OMG! Thousands of dollars! Man i wish i was a woman... i'd be rich!
I was at the store yesterday and ran into Kendrick, Mrs. Jakes' son. He joined the military after high school. What do you think you want to do when you graduate from high school?
Mrs. Jakes' son. Those uniforms... hot!
I know that you would like to have a family some day. Tell me about what you would look for in a wife (or husband). How will you know she (he) can be trusted to share the future with you?
Well... my psychic Elsa, said that i know i have the right man when he beats the living shit out of me, everyday... but he only does that because he loves me so much, and i shouldn't have burnt the toast. Like dad!
posted by Brian Smith @ 7:13 AM
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Malcolm HomosEXuals, LMAO
But I rather see this as the Def.:
Homosexual: A person who has sexual contact exclusively with people of the same sex.
But the whole 'preference' doesn’t bother me as long as it's wasn't being presented as a choice. Like if some asshole claims that it's a choice according to the APA or whoever has it as the definition. Because that would probably get more publicity, then the APA or whoever correcting them.
We need a bill cosby...
So we can be told not to call each other faggots and stuff... I would laugh at him and call him a faggot. I mean damn, as long as it's done appropriately, i don't care if a straight guy calls me Faggot or Dirty Sodomite. I probably would feel uncomfortable if they didn't, like they have to put on a show when i'm there. Just as long as it he/she isn't trying to be hurtful, i have no problem with it. The APA need to take out Gay & Lesbian and just put in Faggots and Dykes.
[WATCHING ANT ON STEVE HARVY'S BIG TIME]
[Someone]: God, You Dirty Sodomites Crack me Up
[ME]: HAHAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since i seen straight porn!
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Did you know Ant was on that show? I just found out not too long ago...
"Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids – $500 sneakers for what? And won't spend $200 for 'Hooked on Phonics[...] 'Why you ain't,' 'Where you is' ... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. ... Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. ... You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!"
"Let me tell you something, your dirty laundry gets out of school at 2:30 every day. It's cursing and calling each other 'nigger' as they're walking up and down the street. They think they hip -- can't read, can't write -- 50 percent of them"
"The more you invest in that child, the more you are not going to let some CD tell your child how to curse and how to say the word 'nigger.' This is an accepted word. You are so hip with 'nigger,' but you can't even spell it,"
"Whatever happened to 'Black is beautiful?' Well, it was replaced with 'nigger please'"
~ Bill Cosby.
I wonder what a gay Cosby would say.
I think i'm going to go around saying "Faggot, Please!" now...
Man, Faggot, Please!
Here and Here
WWJD,WPC?
What Would Jesus Do, With A Pound Cake?
Really, no one steals pound cakes. cigarettes yes, Pound Cakes, no.
And when was the last time a cop shot someone over a pound cake? Was there an incident that i didn't hear about?
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