Razor Burnout!
Eh, i now remember why i don't shave... RAZOR BURN... I fucked up the bottom half of my face. It hurts. Eh, now i look like i have some sort of STD on my face... but good and bad news, all in the same news, is that my sis's BF is thinking of moving to Bristow. That means that my sister will be in Bristow on the weekends and we can put Bristow on Lockdown even on the weekends! But that means that no spending the night in Catoosa. :(
Not that i've been staying up there, but still... I wish i had a place in Tulsa or close to T-Town. Eh, what i really want is a place on either 21st or 41st or anywhere close to there, so i don't have to go far to the GLBT Center nor the Playmor. I'd like to get something close enough, so i could just bike (more like skate, since i like that better) there or call a Taxi. But first i need a fucking job. I'm actually considering Wally-world in Bristow now. EH! I guess that would be good, 'till i get enough money for something in or near T-town. But i need a love nest, and i want that love nest near the gay community in Tulsa; since that is the ones i'm hoping to be making love to. See it's economical! Why drive all over the fucking place, when you just walk out your door?
posted by Brian Smith @ 9:43 PM
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Oh my!
lol.
That picture... Why? How the hell do you find this crap? That is disturbing. I think i'm going to stop using plastic sacks... either bring my own or ask for paper.
He doesn't look happy either... all those commercials have friendly greeters. He needs to get his act straight and be more cheerful.
But yea, Wally world... i think i would like the incinerator job, if they still have it nowadays, so i can just burn up shit, then i'll be all sweaty and probably lose weight and be all skinny and shit. Probably not, but it would be worth a shot.
But yea, i'm 50 years shy for that job, and i'm not loosing my mind just yet, well not enough for that job at least.
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Hehe. i'm such a puss, i usually don't shave it, and let it grow. But every once and awhile i'll chop that shit off my face. But i really worked over my face this time... i was hurting all day today.
Hehehe.
That last one, funny! He kinda looks like one of the guy's i carpool with’s dad... and he has a website.
From what i hear, he is a raciest and a homophobe, but that is coming from the bullshitter. We got on a huge discussion over this shit. He [the guy i carpool with] claims that he doesn't see skin color... at all. I'm like "YOU SIR ARE A RACIEST! Because only a raciest would say that to make it look like they are not a raciest!"
I'm like damn, i see skin color, but the difference is... I DON'T CARE! I guess he thinks that admitting that you know that they have a different skin color is equivalent to being in the Klan. Actually (god this is going to sound horrible) my best friend is 50% African American! FOR REAL! No Shitting! And i have proof! I hug her every week! I don't hug anyone (except her and that sexy beast at the bar) on a regular basis! He claims that he had a 'black' friend in grade school... once. WOW... so did i. But i'm the raciest for knowing that they were of a different race.
Then he claimed that he was part 'black' (his great grandfather was black)... an hour later he claimed that all his family was raciest... i was like what about your great grandmother? “was she all like” in my best southern bell accent "’Get this Negro off me! Help!’?". Then he shut up, because he knew he had been caught... he is such a raciest and a liar. Then he goes on about he just sees people as people... BIGGEST CROCK OF BULLSHIT EVER! I was wondering why then did he include all the homosexuals under the category of child molesters. He really needs to remember the shit he says, if he is going to lie.
Either way, he, sirs and madams, is a raciest. You can tell by the way he claims that he is not. He ‘can’t’ see the largest organ on the human body! Really! He just sees ‘people’ and homosexuals; you know since we are not people. And his best friend from 12 years back was ‘black’..
And what started this discussion yesterday? He was counting.. black people at Depew HS; and we mockingly popped off “I don’t see skin color I only see people”; then his counting got ‘harder and harder’ until he agreed with us.. Please! He can’t even fake shit correctly, we all knew that those stutters were fake as hell. All because we made this guy’s name that tagged the bridge in to a rapper.. “Scott, mo money dollars” (he had it tagged like this $cott) that, somehow [Vanilla Ice, Eminem], automatically made him black, and we said that we didn’t think so, that there probably was only one black person in Depew, and he doesn’t come out of his house because all you raciest hit him.
Errr...
Website
God! Why is my comment showing up on the commenting page,but not here one the actual page?
Let me try this again:
Website
I luv the 'Coming Soon!' stuff, because that is the death touch for 99% of web pages. And add that to the 'Under Construction' Header... it never had a chance.
But he did update it once, where it says:
Where to start, I am 41 years old, I have been married for 22 years "Yes to the same woman". I have three children, two married, one starting Collage in the fall, one grandson, and one granddaughter.
It use to be 'women' insted of 'woman'... i was funnier in HS i guess. But yea, that page is horrible, i laughed so hard when i first seen it. Then a guy from Tech emailed him porn, and told him to put it on there, and it would make it better.
But i guess it's only fair to show you my crap from around that time too... I use to have AOL, and amazingly my aol page is still up... Nothing works, it was just a template.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present: Crap.
Oh, Brian Allen Smith... i hate fishing.. and rollover the image in the top right.
Hehe... i just noticed it has VBScript... So sorry Netscape and Mozilla Users, i don't think it will work exactly like IE.
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