Why am i so badass?
Is it due to the homosexuality? I wonder, but i'm feeling really good, and have declared that i'm the badest-ass badass of them all! It's only natural that it would be me, since everyone pales in comparison. I have no idea where this streak of goodwill towards me came from, but i think it has something to do with me listing to Marilyn Manson again; and using Winamp again. Or it could be due to that hottie that sent me an ice-breaker on yahoo's personals... not that i get to meet him or anything, since i have no cash nor a debt/credit card if i did, but just that it made my day... but what it weird is that he sent it a long time ago, i just forgot about it, then i seen it just a couple days ago... I'm so great. Then i got to flex my skills at being silly, and have been silly all day long! I bet i'm bi-polar or something, but i'd be the best bi-polar person in the history of bi-polarness!
But school is drawing near a end for this semester, and i get to make a decision... i hate decisions. I usually feel indifferent about them. This time i get to choose either: Keep going to school, or try getting a job. So far i'm thinking Job, Fuck school! I really would like to move out with my fabulous self, and get something near or in Tulsa, so i don't have to drive my badass ass around. Then if i get myself in to a grove, i can start taking one or two classes while working. But i would really like to move on up, to that high-rise in the sky; like the Jefferson’s!
posted by Brian Smith @ 8:24 PM
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I haven't seen those shows in ages...
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I'm retarded too! When coming home from school one of the guys that carpools with me was saying some shit like he doesn't like Metalica anymore or something... and i said something about him pledging his loyalty to them, and that he still loves them. He said something about he hasn't even bought a Metalica cd in 4 years or something, and i just blurted (being retarded) "You weren't even born 4 years ago!". It's stupid shit like that, especially when i talk about his mom. I mean damn, i'm gay and all, but i talk about his mom and me in so many sexual situations... It pisses him off, so it's something i have to do. I had to drop him off at his house today, and when he got out of my car, before he shut the door, i told him: "Tell your mom, 'kisses', for me." And that was tame, i usually call her a slut or something, and that she 'pops her pussy on the pole' like in a rap song i heard once. Oh, and at tech, we use to keep asking him, "do you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blowjob before she kissed you goodnight when you were a kid?"
Oh, and yesterday, someone said that the lights weren't on at his house, so i asked, "How will i know which window to crawl though to have sex with your mom?" I think that pissed him off... and put a smile on my face.
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