Playmor 5: Happy Penis Sad...

Yes, penis was happy... then sad... and now indifferent. I went back to the playmor, and i talked to the guy i told the bi-chick i liked, the same guy that last night was introduced to me by the two guys from the center. I walked in, bellied up to the bar, and he came and sat next to me. "Brian or Ryan?"; "Brian"; "That is what i thought, wasn't sure though". Idol chitchat continued [noticed that i didn't say blaw... I cared... he, after all, didn't present his BF as a wife... HA! Wife... i know that guy is gayer then... well... ummm.. me!], we talked about where we live, he just got a new house, and described his bedroom to me... which right after hell freezes over or Ugly is the new beautiful i'll hopefully see. God he is hot... but my penis was jumping back and forth between emotions... "Is he flirting?" and "He isn't flirting, this is his job". Anyways, i don't care, he had his hand on my back at one point and that is all that matters. I also learned that he not only works there, he is a co-owner of it. Also i got to see the guy that makes their web page, and me and the hottie [the co-owner] ended up talking about web development, he use to create web pages too.

But he did do a good job, he probably got an extra beer and 2 jello shots out of me... i'm such a whore.

So my penis in the beginning was like "OMG! He's Flirting! WOOT! YeeHaw!" Then it was like... "wait a minute, he works here! SHIT! He's trying to butter me up... and it's working"; Then it was like "Shit, at least he rubbed my back with that masturbating hand..."

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I also packed condoms and lube for the GLBT center because of the horny cowboys... and a pack of lube busted, so i had lube on my hand... and this one guy had a lube tasting session... he had like 3 different flavors! I didn't try the lube, but what i'm told... Banana is the best!

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Oh, and no bamboo lounge... it was a lil crowded... so i just went to the playmor.

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OH!!! And another thing... there was another guy with a pair of leather crouch-less chaps on... but this time he didn't have the same leather panties the other guy did... this guy had what can only be described as a belt with a sack attached to it... he was assed out! He also had a chain-mail top on too... it was fantastic!

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LAST THING... For Now:

I also might be in the Gayly Oklahoman... Well at least a picture of me, when i was helping out the TOHR Booth. But that isn't neither confirmed nor denied at this point.