O' Holy Night, Cowboy's Pants are tight.

Ok so i guess you already know that i'm going to the gayest church on Zunis Street This weekend. But also there is something else that is happening this coming weekend... a Gay Rodeo. I'm still debating on whether or not to go. I'd like to see what the gay rodeo is all about, but i doubt it will be gay enough for me. I mean, How Gay Will This Gay Rodeo Be? I don't want to go to a rodeo and it be a regular-ass rodeo. That is no fun.

So what do you think? Have You Been To A Gay Rodeo? If So, How Gay Was it?

Another thing... that guy i was talking about at the church, the cute one. Reminds me of someone i know or have seen... Ummmm... More like a mixture of two people i think... Shit, i can't remember for the life of me, god i had it in my head when i was there, but now i'm blank... Shit... [I'm going to think about it before posting this... I'll give myself an Hour to think it over (it's 11:26am now) then post it weather or not i got the answer]

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GOT IT!!!

He looks like if the guy from "house of 1000 corpses" (Rainn Wilson, just not as douchey as in that picture!) and the gay guy from Bristow had a love child! HA! God either if have a bad memory or this headache is really fucking me up. Anyways, the guy was cute, and didn't have gawd-awful jewelry on, however, he looked like he was like Super Godly. I can't handle that, i'd be afraid to say shit... no really "shit!" and "Fuck", "Bitch", "God-Damned", "Cunt", "Fucker", "Whore", "Slut", "Queef", "Cooter", "Dick", "Cock", "Asshole", and "Marilyn Manson". God Damn there goes my whole fucking vocabulary! I have a potty mouth, sometimes. :-)

[Ok now I’m just waiting for them to get off the fucking phone so I can post this shit.(it’s 12:22 pm)]