Dumbass Delux, son!
OMG, Guess what just happened. Go on Guess!
Ok, ok, I’ll tell you. I just saw a car with gay pride stickers on it… AT SCHOOL. Family Car it said with rainbows, then a smaller rainbow sticker too! But that isn’t the best part. The best part is that one of the guys that carpools with me said, making fun of the sci-fi class, “what do you think that rainbow represents?” I wasn’t sure that he knew, so I said, “Uhhh.. that they are gay!” Turns out that he didn’t know. He said “Really?”; “Yes”; “Hahaha that’s dumb, ‘Look at me I’m gay’ hahaha”; Ohhhhhh I was almost going to say something, but it’s his turn to drive, and I didn’t feel like walking. I was about to say, something hateful then add on, “well I guess after the gay marriage ban, she or he decided that hiding wasn’t in his/her best interest now did s/he?” Dumbass! I swear, there should be a mass media blitz that tells assholes that those rainbows stickers are not advertisements for skittles.
Speaking of Skittles, I need gay pride brass knuckles, that say on them, “taste the rainbow”, then hit people in the mouth whenever they are being retarded.
posted by Brian Smith @ 1:25 PM
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I'm mean seriously... it's not that hard... a 6 color rainbow that goes: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple is probably some sort of gay pride item (i have seen a van though. that’s logo is like that, but i'm not quite sure if it was homo-tastic). But really, he has to know... they asked me what that patch was on my pants, and i told them... so what is creating this mental blockage? I think it's retardation! Check it out... i have this patch
Now what if i told you, hay this means something gay is going down (just like i actually did)! then you see this and this on a car. Could you figure it out? I hope so. God he's retarded. What is tripping him up? Was it because the rainbow was flipped on it's side or something? I'm just amazed.
But i would like to see who has that car, but i had to get to class and stuff, and by the time i got out of class it was gone... i think next time i will write a note or some shit, and place it on their window.
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I heard that there is new skittles!!! something about blending the flavors or something.
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I'm saving up all my sassiest comments for one day... the day school is almost over, and he says something stupid again... The sass will flow like never before, and the gloves will come off... or when gas prices go way down (whenever is first). Here is a lil preview of something i would Do: Say - "Your ugly, inside and out". Then i go and list off all his lies he's ever told, then tell him why he makes up the lies (and be a huge bitch about it). But i will hold all this, until i have a big enough audience... to cause maximum embarrassment. Then i will become a even bigger bitch every time he says something back.
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Tomorrow it will be gay day for me... haven't had one in awhile. I need to iron out my pink shirt, that was suppose to be red, but the dye didn't take... I think it was some sort of cosmic thing, that it turned out pink.
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One other thing, totally off topic, but I need to stop using retarded. Because I keep misspelling it.. lol. it makes me feel bad that if it don’t take my time I will misspell retarded every time. I keep typing ‘retarted’. Lol I guess it’s good that I know I misspelled it.
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So are you having fun at GSA? I’m having a hell of a time at the GLBT center. Its awesome! I’ve done things with those people I haven’t done with anyone else; Like going to a bar and church (ON THE SAME WEEKEND!). I think I might go with them to the Rodeo this weekend, it’s fun to hang out with them.
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