Who's had their masturbating hand on my back?
My First Poll!
So i went to church today, and i wasn't the only one NOT participating! There was someone else, we shared a kindred sprit, except that she did bring a bible. but other then that, me and her just sat there and watched, while everyone else was 'feeling the holy sprit'. She was new to there too; and there was another new person... but he was feeling it... big time.
He walked in, and i was thinking to myself: "Damn that red head is hot, i wonder how Jesus-centric he is?". My thoughts were answered, by god? Well i guess so. He started off clapping to the song, me and the other newbie wasn't in to that, then he started what to appear to be Signing the song... i was like, WTF! Is he Def or Mute? So was the other guy next to him. Then he moved to another seat, two rows ahead of me. We sat down, the pastor began talking, then song time again... the red head, got up and ran around the church. I laughed to myself, and wondered if he was running from the demons he can only see... lol. Then, after running around twice, he kneeled down and prayed. I thought he might have had a heart attack.
Then the bi-chick sang... Damn she was good. Like really good. Then i came home
When i got home, i went and talked to my sister, asked her how her weekend was, she asked me how mine was; and why i 'ran away' [since i left around 6:00 in the morning Saturday, and came home around 1:00 in the morning on Sunday without really giving any info as to where i was... (gay rodeo, playmor)]. Then, not letting me tell her, she asked where i was at. I told her the rodeo and the bar and the reason i was so late because that guy [the one you are voting on] kept talking to me. She asked if i 'liked' him, i'm assuming that she meant attractive, i told her 'yea'. Then i told her that he was co-owner of the bar, and as usual she didn't let me finish, and said; "You need to jump on that". I was like 'what?' "You need to jump on that and not let go, He has to have money. He's like an ATM. An ATM that you don't have to put money into to get it out". Which was the sickest thing i think i've ever heard; "an ATM that you don't have to put money into to get it out" lol that is so wrong. I told her that he just bought a house, she said, "how do you know?" "He told me, It's two stories too [being cute, knowing that she would ask what she did]"; *eyes widen* "HOW DO YOU KNOW!"
Anyways, it made me laugh that she compared someone to an ATM. Please, if i wanted an ATM, i wouldn't find half the guys i'm attracted to attractive; and the other half i couldn't care less about there money. And i doubt he makes *THAT* much as co-owner of a bar... and not all ownerships are 50/50. Either way i find him and the guy that looks similar to him attractive; He is co-owner of the bar, among other things [which i'm not going to tell you since that would be a hint], and the guy that looks similar to him is going to school to be an architect [which the new guy over the GLBT center is too, so i'm assuming Architects are inherently gay, so his 'WIFE' is becoming more and more his Boyfriend/Domestic Partner]
Damn, i'm so forgetful.
just before going to the church, i had to have my dad fill up the car, then he played 21 questions with me. I guess he thinks that me and the bi-chick have something... since he didn't know that she was bi, and that we were going out; as in BF and GF, since he dosn't know i'm gay. He asked when he was going to meet her, i said never [because my family is an embrassment]. Then he asked, how old is she... lol. I said 30. He was shocked and said "no she isn't". I said yea she is and she has a girlfriend. lol. My mom about died laughing. Because i guess she though that i was going out with her too, and she does know i'm gay! WTF gives? Is it hard to belive that the same mouth that faggy-ass voice comes out of, wouldn't object to a penis being inserted into it? Really! Jesus, there must be something in the water. I mean come on, my voice = faggy! that is all there is to it. I don't care if i knocked up the entire Depew High School Cheerleading Team when i was in Highschool... these people should have known the second they heard me talk. I thought my gay-dar was shit...
But then after getting it that she was in a gay relationship, he said, "then why are you going?"... "Oh, gas is done, i gotta go or i'll be late" *Drives off*
posted by Brian Smith @ 8:00 PM
2 Comments:
Shit... 30+ new visitors and only one vote... thanks ethan. :)
But you were wrong... it was... *Drumroll*
Johnnie!
He also looks like the guy that sits next to me in my Sci-fi class... minus the piercings.
I think he's cute... and nice. He's nice probably only because he's paid to be nice... but I haven't seen him outside the bar so i really have no idea. Watch I’ll go out, run into him, he will have a wife, 5 kids, and they all have some sort of bruise on them. And I’ll say hi, and under his breath he threatens them to be nice or they will 'get more of what they already got before' which will make the youngest burst into uncontrollable crying while the mother pleads him/her to be quite or daddy is going to be angry.
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