The Gayly, Homophobia, and now this!

This is the GREATEST TIME EVER!

I would like to thank everyone:

God, for making me gay
God, for making that hottie at the bar
God, for P-Diddy
God, for The Air
God, for the lil pie i just ate.
God, for all you people out there
God, for Smirnoff Twistid Rasberry x4 i drank
God, for Yoga

Time to kick up my heals girls! I'm unstoppable! From badass to super badass in less then 24 hours! I feel great! So great in fact, you can kill me now? It can't get any better right? WRONG! or at least i believe that it is wrong. How? How is it possible to be better then i am already? Easy; it went from "Possible" to "Reality"... It was possibly his masturbating hand... since i just guessed he was right handed, but now i've had both hands on my back and it is a reality... unless you buy into that shit people around here use to say; "Oh, i don't masturbate"... yea fucking right.

But i had a real good time... i stayed until closing, and celebrated. I have a few drinks in me, but i noticed that i wasn't walking correctly so i stopped drinking early (REAL EARLY), so i had plenty of time to sober up.

I showed my sister the gayly (before going to the bar), with my glorious self on it... Cover Page! And when i went to the bar, Johnnie came up to me and made sure i knew about it: "Hay did you know you made the gayly?". Then a drag queen out of drag, noticed me from the paper too... i'm ah star! Then the same drag-less queen wrapped his legs around me, no joke, and then 'dismounted' me and said something about a Husband. Bitch! Then at the bar i learned that someone had really good pot... and was smoking it in the bathroom, they noticed the smell and promptly got rid of it... odd thing is that i've never done pot or any illegal drug for that matter so i wouldn't even have known. But i was told it was "REALLY GOOD" After repeating 'Really' about a billion times. Really, can you tell the 'grade' of pot by it's smell? (God! potheads are going to flame me now)

Anyways, i rolled on out of the playmor around 2:00. But before i left, i got two, count them two!, hugs from that sexy motherfucker! TWO! TWO! TWO!

I'm so badass!

Oh, and sorry Ethan, no glory holes.. I had to use the bathroom, I had to pee like a race horse, and I didn’t see any, just one stall and 2 urinals.

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OMG i almost forgot... i seen pee-pee at the playmor. They had an underwear contest, where people got up and showed their underwear and the best got like $10 in 'playmor bucks' well one guy who participated, didn't have any underwear to compete with... but competed anyways